posted on May 29, 2007 03:13:14 PM new
California wildlife officials admit they mistakenly identified two partially submerged swimming objects as whales. After numerous attempts to force them 90 miles down the river back to sea, officials realized realized their error and now suggest that Teddy Kennedy & Rosie O'Donnell were engaged in foreplay.
The Wildlife officials wish to express their sincere apologies to the worlds whale population for mistaken identification.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
[ edited by Bear1949 on May 29, 2007 05:49 PM ]
