hwahwa
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posted on June 4, 2007 11:43:01 AM
A friend of mine is recently divorced,he wants to buy a MacBook,so I took him to Costco.
Costco does not carry any Apple products except Ipod,so we wander over to the meat section.
Now you know Costco likes to sell us large portions in multiple quantity.
My friend looked at a package of 2 chuck roast,each measures 9 x 6 x 2 1/2 inches and said-my ex and I used to eat steak that size,we will each have one !
I asked him what do they do after they eat?
He said take a nap or lie on the couch and watch TV.
Does he know in some part of the world,this is enough for the whole village!
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profe51
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posted on June 4, 2007 12:29:21 PM
No Apples? Let's eat steak instead. You should have taken him to an Apple Retail store. There is probably one near you. Look them up on Apple.com.
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hwahwa
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posted on June 4, 2007 01:20:25 PM
He did,he looked everywhere,he just want the lowest price.
How long does it take to digest a steak that size?
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profe51
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posted on June 4, 2007 08:45:27 PM
He'll pay the same price wherever he buys his MacBook. There are no deep discounts for Macs. The only difference will be what sort of freebies the retailer throws in, a printer or extra RAM is the normal way they sweeten the deal.
I just ate a piece of elk that size. Marinated overnight and larded with pork fat, grilled over mesquite. I'll let you know in the morning how long it takes to digest.
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profe51
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posted on June 5, 2007 06:03:37 AM
There. Looks like just about 10 hours or so.
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hwahwa
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posted on June 5, 2007 06:15:46 AM
Prof,
since you live on the farm,do you plan to burn calories by engaging in physical work or just lie there on the couch channel surfing?
My friend takes 16 medications every day,he has high BP,high cholestral and diabetic.
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profe51
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posted on June 5, 2007 08:01:11 AM
I don't have to "plan" to burn calories by doing physical labor. The only way I can't burn calories is by leaving the ranch. A day without physical labor around here is day wasted that puts me about a week behind. Sitting on the couch channel surfing is a sin.
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profe51
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posted on June 5, 2007 08:02:45 AM
BTW, I'm sure your friend is a victim of his/her genetics and lifestyle plays no part in his or her illnesses. 
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hwahwa
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posted on June 5, 2007 11:31:47 AM
I am sure he will agree with you,always blame it on someone/something else.
African bushmen eat Hoodia plant to trick the brain that it is full.
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roadsmith
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posted on June 5, 2007 09:21:02 PM
Hwahwa, I was just going to ask about your friend's health--but you've answered it. I wonder if religions that don't believe in suicide would call what he's doing to his body suicide. Or assisted suicide, since his wife also eats like that.
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hwahwa
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posted on June 6, 2007 10:02:01 AM
Road,
they are no longer a pair.
But they were married for 10 years,spent most of their dating on eating and continue on eating after marriage.
She baked brownie every day.
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