posted on November 16, 2000 06:45:26 PM
Sent to me by a friend:
THE PALM BEACH POKEY
(sung to the tune of "The Hokey Pokey"
You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your retirees sue,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!
posted on November 16, 2000 07:18:53 PM
Pretty funny Meya. I've got one for you too.
The Top 16 Differences if the Election Were Run by Dogs
16.Vote tabulation has to be restarted every time someone spots a squirrel.
15.Lots of growling whenever someone mentions that Gore is a vet.
14.Although not on the ballot, Perot still lands 100% of "yappy little dog vote."
13."What's that, Lassie? You say Grandpa Tim might have accidentally voted for Buchanan? Good catch, girl!"
12.Debates preceded by a few minutes sniffing Jim Lehrer's arse.
11.Entire election thrown into chaos when it's alleged that thousands of voters *appeared* to throw ballots into box but
actually just hid them behind their backs.
10.Voters even more easily distracted by butterfly ballots.
9.Before the hand recount, Ralph Nader caught rubbing bacon grease next to his name on all the ballots.
8.Spaying and neutering drastically reduces number of pregnant chads.
7."Exit Polling" just a fancy name for butt sniffing.
6.In Pit Bull County, hand counts are taken literally.
5."Mr. Candidate, please respond to the question: Do you wanna go to the park? Huh? Huh? Wanna catch the ball?"
4.No difference at all: Either way, you end up with a steaming pile of democracy!
3.Looking for an edge, Al Gore changes his name to Al Po.
2."And if you elect me president, I promise to execute Mariah Carey."
and the Number 1 Difference if the Election Were Run by Dogs...
1.Palm Beach ballots confusing? Time to put grandma to sleep.
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I read on article somewhere (can't remember where now) that talked about how much fun all of the comedians are having with this. If the jokes floating around are an indication, they are probably the only ones in the Country who want this count to go on and on.
