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 krs
 
posted on December 2, 2000 01:10:48 AM
In another possibly dysplastic fit, GW foretells that Cheney will be President:

"Bush said on Thursday that he was confident the legal wrangling would soon end in his favor. ``One of these days, all of this is going to stop, and Dick Cheney (news - web sites) and I will be the president and the vice president,'' he said."

There are some people saying that GW is possessed by Demons.
 
 lswanson
 
posted on December 2, 2000 08:38:03 AM
THIS is exactly the reason why we should worry that Dubya cannot read a teleprompter or speak in public. Can't wait until he makes this sort of mistake in front of a foreign dignitary.

"...because a mind is a terrible thing to waste".

 
 CleverGirl
 
posted on December 2, 2000 09:47:28 AM
I've been wondering to myslf how much of his problems is due to previous drug use -- and whether or not a public service TV commercial featuring W. might not be a good idea.

 
 donny
 
posted on December 2, 2000 10:12:00 AM
"There are some people saying that GW is possessed by Demons."

Quite possible. Nature abhors a vacuum.
 
 december3
 
posted on December 2, 2000 12:16:47 PM
GW is Gods punishment to all y'all who made fun of Texans at one time or another. Now you get to suffer like we did. The nincompoop will have the whole country to mess up, not just one lil ole state.
 
 plsmith
 
posted on December 2, 2000 12:21:23 PM
Georgie has a tough act to follow... his own Pappy puked on the Prime Minister of Japan, afterall...
 
 krs
 
posted on December 2, 2000 01:04:38 PM
That was a diplomatic necessity expected of barbarian representatives of foriegn lands.

I read that pappy G had to refrain from beans and eat only clam chowder prepared with goat's milk for a week in preparation for his ceremonial heave.

 
 krs
 
posted on December 2, 2000 01:06:44 PM
Oh, curdled goat's milk.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on December 2, 2000 01:30:33 PM
The Halcion helped...
 
 krs
 
posted on December 2, 2000 02:11:37 PM
Halcyon bores.

 
 dejavu
 
posted on December 2, 2000 03:14:18 PM
.........................yawn................

 
 CleverGirl
 
posted on December 2, 2000 06:25:26 PM
donny ROTFL

 
 shar9
 
posted on December 2, 2000 06:35:34 PM
plsmith,

Wiping the coffee from the screen. W will have to do a real stretch to beat that one but I'll bet he can do it.


I've forgotten who wondered if W's speaking could be from the drugs? I don't think this can be blamed on drugs.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on December 2, 2000 06:43:10 PM
I almost feel bad for the guy.
 
 snowyegret
 
posted on December 2, 2000 07:02:01 PM
shar9: Cocaine abuse usually causes cardiac problems- we started seeing young people in their 20s and 30s with the heart function of 70yos, heart attacks, ect.
And holes in the nasal septum.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on December 2, 2000 07:05:08 PM
JamesO, I feel bad for his dealer. Imagine having to come up with ever-increasingly embarrassment-inducing drugs...

Shar, sweetie, Pappy's barf-o-rama was the high point of his political career, don't you think? The Gulf War was just filler... (am I the only one who caught General Schwarzkopf announcing at the time of The Crisis on CNN that "we could take Saddam Hussein right now" ? "We" never did, and I never heard further mention of the General's claim. In fact, he was put out to pasture shortly after having made that statement. Hmmmm.... )


 
 
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