posted on December 12, 2000 02:10:31 PM
Today is great day for America. We have put the confusion of the past month to rest and we have a winner. I want to thank the Florida Legislature for rewriting the law, I want to thank the US Supreme Court,.......Love ya Sandra Day. But most of all I want to thank Barry Richards and the rest of my legal team. See people at least one of us placed our anger at the OJ trial aside and learned something from it.
But I want to say This Is A Great Day For America. We have shown that the power of the checkbook exceeds the will of the people. We have shown that the people's voices can be silenced and we don't need violence to do it. We got the Supreme Court and the power of lack of clarity in the law. I promise to make my first act as President is to make sure those ballots are burned.
Now to the Democrats, I want to reach out and shake your hands. If an idiot like me can become President you really must'a had a looser for a candidate. But this is a time for unity. We have our President and he has his Country. And I promise you that everything I promised you during the campaign was a flat out lie. So don't let it bother you and make sure you forget about it by 2004. Because if Hillary runs an idiot like me doesn't stand chance. She won't make tactical mistakes Gore made. But enough of her its bad enough everything she does in the Senate for the Next four years will be on TV. But we'll deal with that in 2003, today is for America and today I take office as your. Oh yeah its 43rd president isn't it or am I 42. .........reads teleprompter..........43rd President. Let the Games begin, wait a minute that's my Salt Lake city speech. You know what I mean.
"My fellow 'mericans. Today is a great day and the greatness of my day is found in my greatest quotes to show what great days are coming for me. "Think about that.Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?" Think about that. "My opponents, they want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program" But I want the states to do it. "They said, 'You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people.' And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work" and now how to vote.
Anyway, "after we went out and worked our hearts out, after you went out and helped us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pulled that old George W. lever, I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in,when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not—to uphold the laws of the land." "My election marks a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th,20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. So we must spread the word. It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."
And Mr. Vice President, Dick, "in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.
And I'm gonna give it to 'em." I'll give it to 'em real good, so help me. And "about my finances, my finances, I will have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the
financial centers, not only here but at home. Also, a tax cut will be really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness." And so on. Listen, "Al Gore was a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going
to win. And that's where I'm coming from." And that's why I won "The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective." But you'll see. "The only things that I can tell you is that every case in Texas I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas." But "I promise you that I'm gonna talk about the ideal world. I've read—I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do." So that you and ...and good night, my fellow 'mericans, and pray, pray real hard".
[All quotations are taken from the speeches of George W. Bush, the President-elect of Florida.]--politex
posted on December 12, 2000 08:32:21 PM
Sorry, Bush...Your jeans must be too tight: making your voice squeeky....All I hear is "BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah".....
I DID get the part about you being an idjit, tho!....
******************** Gosh Shosh!
