debtrek
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posted on January 23, 2001 02:22:29 PM
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says,
"How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday 
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nettak
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posted on January 23, 2001 02:36:04 PM
Everyone else does have an attitude problem. IT'S NOT ME!!
Just chocolate STRAIGHT please.
I told you the dryer was faulty.
AND SO HE SHOULD
Well they asked
GET OUT OF MY WAY
If he was female we wouldn't be tortured like this.
I was hoping only 99 days to go.
They are trying to drive me crazy. They could be succeeding!!
The cat took them.
[ edited by nettak on Jan 23, 2001 08:57 PM ]
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mouseslayer
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posted on January 24, 2001 12:43:02 AM
Gee deb, wonder where I've seen this before
~~Angels fly because they take themselves lightly~~
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debtrek
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posted on January 24, 2001 03:35:35 PM
nettak...LOL!
mouse, dear...wink, wink!
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maddienicks
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posted on January 24, 2001 04:25:49 PM
Copying this one. It made my PMS much better! ROFL! Thanks!
Kris
[email protected]
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nutspec
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posted on January 24, 2001 05:26:13 PM
You realize that the word "Fine!" with proper tone and emphasis - can effectivly end ANY discussion.
Nutspec
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kitsch1
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posted on January 24, 2001 05:32:33 PM
So what is the name for the phase men go thru??????
Cause go thru it they do ding dang it!
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plsmith
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posted on January 24, 2001 05:36:29 PM
Theirs is called Life, Kel...
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nutspec
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posted on January 24, 2001 05:40:08 PM
Perhaps it's "Buyavette" syndrome?
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toomanycomics
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posted on January 26, 2001 06:14:00 AM
men go through PMS too...
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bearmom
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posted on January 26, 2001 06:30:13 AM
Male PMS is easily diagnosed by certain signs and symptoms:
trade their family van in for a convertible
you find a bottle of rogaine hidden in their sock drawer
Give up the comfortable sweatsuits for designer jeans
Start using hair gel and dryer to spread the hairs out over the bald spot
Turn blue from holding their gut in while talking to younger women
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debtrek
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posted on January 26, 2001 02:17:46 PM
OOPS!
finally got back to take a look...
Bearmom...
thanx for showing the other side of the coin...
sounds about right, LOL!
someone keeps sending me an email from the webpage and I just HAD to post it, as it cracks me up...
one thing though...except for the lie in the line about menopause...
I know from personal experience that menopause is not only just like PMS, some days it's WORSE!
and don't start me on the "hot flashes", LOL!
deb
"Wit is educated insolence."
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kcizmar
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:29:17 PM
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A: One. Only ONE!!
> And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
> Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
> They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
> They would sit in this house in the dark
> for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
> And once they had figured it out
> they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
> despite the fact that they've been in
> the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
> But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
> TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over
> to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
> would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
> AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
> THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
> WHY?!
> BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
> IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
> FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET
> DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
> THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
>
> I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
>
> karen
>
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tigerlady
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posted on February 6, 2001 04:12:30 AM
LMAO Karen!!!
Since I've been taking depo-provera I haven't really been able to tell if it's PMS or not. Don't get a period any more, (because of the shot - YEAH!) so it's hard to tell - my DH says I'm just a B!TCH! lol
I think he's taken up my PMS though - he sure has been a PITA lately!
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