kraftdinner
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posted on January 26, 2001 11:36:48 AM
OK, you've died and you're in heaven now....you're standing in front of God and he says "I'll give you the answer to any one QUESTION you have"......what would you ask??
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jamesoblivion
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posted on January 26, 2001 11:38:16 AM
For many people, just standing in front of God is the answer to the big question. 
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Zazzie
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posted on January 26, 2001 11:40:07 AM
Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons????
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barrybarris
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posted on January 26, 2001 11:46:45 AM
Who is in Grants Tomb?
Barry (Did Adam & Eve have any lint in their belly buttons?) Barris
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plsmith
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posted on January 26, 2001 11:54:54 AM
Did Oswald do it?
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Shoshanah
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posted on January 26, 2001 12:24:27 PM
Where can I find a McDonald??
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december3
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posted on January 26, 2001 01:37:04 PM
When do I get my wings?
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victoria
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posted on January 26, 2001 02:12:29 PM
Do you really accept those deathbed acts of contrition, or do the evil really go to hell for their sins?
Because if Hitler, Mussolini, Lenin, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, the leaders of the Rwandan militias, Timothy McVeigh, Slobodan Milosovek(sp?), Ted Bundy, Thomas Hamilton, Martin Bryant et al get into heaven on a technicality like that, they can keep it to themselves.
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 26, 2001 02:35:30 PM
That's a good one Victoria!...but I doubt these guys made any deathbed confession as none of them thought they were doing anything wrong to begin with (LOL!!)
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stusi
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posted on January 26, 2001 02:50:32 PM
will you cure cancer right now? it doesn't hurt to ask!
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virakech
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posted on January 26, 2001 03:45:20 PM
Did I do okay?
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bootsnana
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posted on January 26, 2001 04:03:29 PM
So which is it..... over or under?
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gravid
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posted on January 26, 2001 06:31:12 PM
Is the universe closed or open?
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brie49
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posted on January 26, 2001 09:02:05 PM
How many other people's lives did I touch in a good way?
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Al
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posted on January 26, 2001 09:24:11 PM
Can I see my dad and my dogs?
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mimigigi
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posted on January 26, 2001 10:23:49 PM
so what did it all mean anyway?
:::great thread, btw::::
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femme
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posted on January 27, 2001 06:27:00 AM
Since this is a hypothetical question...
Like brie49, I, too, would like to know that my life had an impact on at least one other human being.
I would then say that my life was indeed worthwhile.
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toomanycomics
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posted on January 27, 2001 09:04:16 AM
what came first? the chicken or the egg?
does this gown make me look fat?
I got my wings, will I molt?
do you have a gold polisher for my halo?
don't you think that you need a haircut?
why men's brains on the wrong end?
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xardon
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posted on January 27, 2001 09:36:51 AM
You knew I was just kidding about all that atheist stuff, right?
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stusi
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posted on January 27, 2001 09:45:21 AM
xardon- very,very funny. made me think of the joke- what question does a dyslexic agnostic ask? Is there a dog?
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mybiddness
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posted on January 27, 2001 09:45:35 AM
Please tell me that reincarnation is a myth!!???
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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Muriel
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posted on January 27, 2001 11:12:34 AM
Why was there so much cruelty on earth?
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 27, 2001 12:06:41 PM
Zazzie - respectively no / yes
barrybarris - Dr. McCoy (bones)
plsmith - with help
Shoshanah - Left at the first intersection, 2 blocks down on the right.
december3 - Wings are custom fit - you will be notified of the time of your appointment.
victoria - We have a special section for our 'newly contrite' - they act as our - ah - service group.
stusi - No
viratech - Performance is not the measure of a person's life.
bootsnana - Circumstance dictates the answer.
brie49/femme - In calculating the number of peoples lives you've touched, and the number of people's lives who were touched by those people because of the way you touched their lives, etc. - our equipment was unable to handle the request and crashed.
Al - They are always present in your mind.
mimigigi - Life on Earth is where the good and evil in the universe is cached for processing.
toomanycomics - In order:
simultaneous processing.
yes.
yes.
yes.
no.
We wanted to put them where they would get the most use.
xardon - Presence or absence of belief is not a determining factor.
stusi - Yes, there is a dog.
mybiddness - Reincarnation is a myth, you will find this out for sure in your next life.
Muriel - Where else?
godsmessenger
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Zazzie
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posted on January 27, 2001 12:13:52 PM
ummmm---godsmessanger---if Eve had a bellybutton did Adam have a uterus??
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femme
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posted on January 27, 2001 12:17:48 PM
I may be agnostic, but I'm no fool; therefore.....
----->godsmessenger
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femme
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posted on January 27, 2001 12:30:14 PM
You know, as I re-read the answers against the questions, I think this angel (?) deserves another .
Just don't tell Antiquary and KRS. 
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kiheicat
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posted on January 27, 2001 03:34:16 PM
Why did you make George Dubya Bush?
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kiheicat
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posted on January 27, 2001 03:37:29 PM
No seriously, I think I would ask if my children were ok.
And if I am going to come back in another life is it possible for my life to mingle with theirs again.
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Shoshanah
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posted on January 27, 2001 03:40:02 PM
....So...where do I park? and is it free..perpetuity free?
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Shoshanah
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posted on January 27, 2001 03:42:10 PM
Yea...and why did you make dubious bush pres?
And what's the weather like up here, anyway?
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