corrdogg
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posted on February 24, 2001 06:24:13 PM new
Thread titles that would look great locked.
The goal is to come up with a thread title that would look great when it is locked.
Such as:
I tried to have an open mind, but it was
I wanted more Southern Comfort, but the liquor cabinet was
Your turn...
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barrybarris
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posted on February 24, 2001 06:36:15 PM new
There are NAKED women dancing on my
Barry (... ...) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on February 24, 2001 06:37:38 PM new
Barry(Moon over Miami)Barris doesn't
want to discuss sex....
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barrybarris
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posted on February 24, 2001 06:47:02 PM new
HELP I got my finger stuck in
Barry (let your imagination run with that one) Barris
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corrdogg
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posted on February 24, 2001 06:52:12 PM new
I guess I should have provided more guidance.
The LAST word should be “LOCKED” (as when the thread is LOCKED).
I knew the Southern Comfort reference would bring Barry (thirsty) Barris out. And I like the reference to NDW, but...
“There are NAKED women dancing on my (locked)" doesn’t make much sense.
How about this Barry: I was really getting somewhere until I discovered her chastity belt was(LOCKED)
[ edited by corrdogg on Feb 24, 2001 06:53 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on February 24, 2001 07:03:01 PM new
OK, lets try this;
I won a boat in a contest but I can't use it beacause I am Land locked
Barry (some how not as funny as the dancing women, but I'm trying) Barris
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Kimbonovich
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posted on February 24, 2001 07:55:58 PM new
This one is for Barry(asylum)Barris:
I keep trying to escape the asylum, only to discover that the gate is locked
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xardon
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posted on February 24, 2001 08:18:19 PM new
GET F
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barrybarris
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posted on February 24, 2001 08:38:46 PM new
Kimbonovich...
The Asylum Back Gate is kept Unlocked
Barry (I have a key for that gate too... ...) Barris
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bearmom
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posted on February 24, 2001 10:19:01 PM new
I tried to seduce him but his belt was..
Put deadbeat bidders in a box and keep it...
The teens tried to neck, but their braces got..
I was going to cheat on my diet, but wife had the refrigerator..
I'd tell you all the gossip, but my lips are..
I tried to shop, but hubby's wallet was..
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 24, 2001 10:21:10 PM new
Bagels and...locked
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victoria
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posted on February 24, 2001 11:11:17 PM new
If you were thrown into a lake in Scotland, you'd have been __________.
The three bears were going to eat Goldie _________.
He stepped on a rusty nail, and when he tried to call for help, he discovered his jaw was ________.
The German soldiers marched well together, their steps were ______________.
When he tried to access his PayPal account, he discovered it was ____________.
"Unchain my heart", she cried. But it stayed __________.
The teenagers tried to access the X-rated satellite only to discover the keycode was _________.
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mybiddness
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posted on February 24, 2001 11:57:16 PM new
Xardon Get Flocked LOL, good one!
I'm so sleepy my brain is blocked.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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sugar2912
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posted on March 1, 2001 06:37:49 AM new
Just bouncing this up.. oh the irony of it all!
How about this one? :
AW to charge fees? LOCKED
etc, etc, etc...
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Meya
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posted on March 1, 2001 06:51:14 AM new
"It's only a matter of time until AW is" Locked
"Last person out of AW, make sure the door is" Locked
You can have 5 cents per image, but you can't have a cut of my sales.
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corrdogg
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posted on March 1, 2001 08:38:21 AM new
I wanted to discuss AW fees, but the thread was locked
Very timely, don't you think? 
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HJW
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posted on March 1, 2001 07:25:17 PM new
[ edited by HJW on Mar 1, 2001 07:41 PM ]
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