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 corrdogg
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:24:13 PM new
Thread titles that would look great locked.

The goal is to come up with a thread title that would look great when it is locked.

Such as:

I tried to have an open mind, but it was

I wanted more Southern Comfort, but the liquor cabinet was


Your turn...

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:36:15 PM new
There are NAKED women dancing on my

Barry (......) Barris


 
 zilvy
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:37:38 PM new
Barry(Moon over Miami)Barris doesn't
want to discuss sex....

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:47:02 PM new
HELP I got my finger stuck in

Barry (let your imagination run with that one) Barris


 
 corrdogg
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:52:12 PM new
I guess I should have provided more guidance.

The LAST word should be “LOCKED” (as when the thread is LOCKED).


I knew the Southern Comfort reference would bring Barry (thirsty) Barris out. And I like the reference to NDW, but...

“There are NAKED women dancing on my (locked)" doesn’t make much sense.

How about this Barry: I was really getting somewhere until I discovered her chastity belt was(LOCKED)





[ edited by corrdogg on Feb 24, 2001 06:53 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 07:03:01 PM new
OK, lets try this;

I won a boat in a contest but I can't use it beacause I am Land locked

Barry (some how not as funny as the dancing women, but I'm trying) Barris


 
 Kimbonovich
 
posted on February 24, 2001 07:55:58 PM new
This one is for Barry(asylum)Barris:

I keep trying to escape the asylum, only to discover that the gate is locked

 
 xardon
 
posted on February 24, 2001 08:18:19 PM new

GET F

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 08:38:46 PM new
Kimbonovich...

The Asylum Back Gate is kept Unlocked

Barry (I have a key for that gate too......) Barris


 
 bearmom
 
posted on February 24, 2001 10:19:01 PM new
I tried to seduce him but his belt was..

Put deadbeat bidders in a box and keep it...


The teens tried to neck, but their braces got..


I was going to cheat on my diet, but wife had the refrigerator..


I'd tell you all the gossip, but my lips are..

I tried to shop, but hubby's wallet was..



 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on February 24, 2001 10:21:10 PM new
Bagels and...locked
 
 victoria
 
posted on February 24, 2001 11:11:17 PM new
If you were thrown into a lake in Scotland, you'd have been __________.

The three bears were going to eat Goldie _________.

He stepped on a rusty nail, and when he tried to call for help, he discovered his jaw was ________.

The German soldiers marched well together, their steps were ______________.

When he tried to access his PayPal account, he discovered it was ____________.

"Unchain my heart", she cried. But it stayed __________.

The teenagers tried to access the X-rated satellite only to discover the keycode was _________.





 
 mybiddness
 
posted on February 24, 2001 11:57:16 PM new
Xardon Get Flocked LOL, good one!

I'm so sleepy my brain is blocked.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 sugar2912
 
posted on March 1, 2001 06:37:49 AM new
Just bouncing this up.. oh the irony of it all!

How about this one? :

AW to charge fees? LOCKED
etc, etc, etc...

 
 Meya
 
posted on March 1, 2001 06:51:14 AM new
"It's only a matter of time until AW is" Locked

"Last person out of AW, make sure the door is" Locked


You can have 5 cents per image, but you can't have a cut of my sales.
 
 corrdogg
 
posted on March 1, 2001 08:38:21 AM new
I wanted to discuss AW fees, but the thread was locked


Very timely, don't you think?

 
 HJW
 
posted on March 1, 2001 07:25:17 PM new


[ edited by HJW on Mar 1, 2001 07:41 PM ]
 
 
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