posted on March 4, 2001 09:40:48 AM
I'm in need of some chuckles (*or groans*), so how about some jokes, as long as they have a PUN on words somewhere in them?
This one just came to me (either divine inspiration, or considering the theme, maybe bovine inspiration), so I think it is a brand new one, offered here 1st time for the world:
Two farmers are standing in their fields, with a fence between them.
The first farmer holds up a handful of seeds, "Well Jeb, these were the very last carrot seeds at any store in the whole county!"
The other farmer says, "Shoot, Jake, the wife sure likes carrots! All I could get before they sold out was these tomatoe seeds."
The second farmer says, "You were lucky, I couldn't get any of those, too bad, the little lady sure loves tomatoes!"
Suddenly a little whirling gust spins across the field, blows some seeds out of Jeb's hand over the fence, then twirls & blows some seeds from Jake's hand over the fence in the other direction.
They look at each other, then Jake drawls, "Yep, I guess that was a wind wind situation."
posted on March 5, 2001 06:45:50 AM
Pun (pun) n. [? It puntigio, fine point]
the humoous use of a word, or of different words sounding alike, so as to play on the various meanings
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What do you call a girl with one leg standing against a wall?
Aileen
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a guy who can't handle his liquor?
Ralph
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying down in front of a door?
Matt
