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 sugar2912
  		posted on April 12, 2001 08:17:45 PM new
I just came across this one, thought I would share with you all.

At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is... having friends.

At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is... having sex.

At age 35, success is... having money.

At age 50, success is... having money.

At age 60, success is... having sex.

At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is... having friends.

At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.

I'm at one of the "having money" stages right now.. won't say which one exactly, but I will say it's all downhill from here!


 
 muriel
  		posted on April 13, 2001 05:47:26 PM new
Wow, this is so true it deserves to be bounced!

 
 sugar2912
  		posted on April 13, 2001 05:50:02 PM new
Thank you Muriel, Let me also add that I am only at the stage where I should have money..

Maybe I'll be successful in not peeing my pants in a few years!

 
 zilvy
  		posted on April 13, 2001 06:04:05 PM new
Oh RainyBear wait til you get to the age
where people in your family hear you sneezing and pass the depends!! Funny, NOT!

 
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