artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 01:37:02 PM
I'm back! after a long trip to Paris with a gentleman I will only indentify as Wayne N. I returned to find that the wonderful warm administrators of AW has let this little doggy back in! isn't that wonderful? I know all much you all missed me. I checked in occasionally to check on all the usual dry R.T. subject matter YAWN. Well look up! I am back so you all should be so happy your prayers were answered! The only thing that is regrettable is that I will have to be on my best finishing school manners, for AW has given me quite the short leash. So no talk about dingy trailors, false teeth, auctioneer isolation or most regretably....panties.
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gravid
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posted on June 20, 2001 01:42:48 PM
Hot doggy tell us about Paris, and if you have to nick the edge of what is PC tell us in French and you can claim it is bad translation.
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 01:47:44 PM
ooolala oooolala gdavid, my my how you do entice me to go on about my Parisian jaunt! Please give me just a little time to rest, my delicate disposition has tired me. Also, my bra straps have been strained from standng so long in line to retrieve my 18 pieces of luggage. After I fan myself,have a glass of iced tea, and get into my slip, I should be comfortable enough to tell my story.
[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 20, 2001 01:49 PM ]
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spazmodeus
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posted on June 20, 2001 02:02:13 PM
I know all much you all missed me
I didn't miss you one damn bit.
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 02:06:07 PM
You didn't miss me! oh well, you sound so passionate about not missing me I must quote shakespeare "Thou protesth too much"
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spazmodeus
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posted on June 20, 2001 02:20:35 PM
Just don't quote him on Long Island.
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 02:23:34 PM
Long Isand? Why I have never been there. Is that where those tough youths live, like on west side story? no if I go to New York, I go first class.
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Snowyegret
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posted on June 20, 2001 02:30:09 PM
18 pieces of luggage for East Texas? 
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caravaggio
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:15:37 PM
Welcome back Artdoggy! It's good to see you back especially since I was mistaken for you last week by someone who is "good with math" You have been missed by some people.
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Caravaggio/confusedandsleepy are not my names at eBay.
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Hjw
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:20:35 PM
Wow Artdoggy! You have elevated my seratonin to the just right level!!!
Welcome back.
Helen
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pattaylor
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:27:07 PM
Spaz,
I didn't miss you one damn bit.
Was unnecessary. Please remember to treat other members with respect and courtesy. If another member's posts bother you, remember we do still have that ignore button.
Pat
[email protected]
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:34:21 PM
Why thank you for your kind intervention Miss Taylor. Profanity positively hurts my delicate female feelings. I am sure you are just the same being a delicate flower of the same gender. Thank you for enforcing the TOS as I strive to be a super model poster.
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pattaylor
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:44:34 PM
artdoggy,
It's not Miss Taylor.
Pat
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Davidx
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:46:30 PM
ARTDOGGY! THANK GOD
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:51:41 PM
WOW, did I make a mistake. But you are still pretty handsome, in that "American Gothic" sort of way! Kisses and roses to DavidX!!!!
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krs
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posted on June 20, 2001 03:55:36 PM
Artdoggy,
It's simplest to just refer to Pattaylor as "Dear". He prefers it.
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Muriel
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posted on June 20, 2001 04:22:10 PM
Doggy: Did Wayne sing to you?
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spazmodeus
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posted on June 20, 2001 04:22:27 PM
Pat,
Since artdoggy made a big fuss about being a "paying customer" in another thread, it beggars the question: Do "paying customers" get their moderation wishes fulfilled automatically, since in the same breath she mentioned being a paying customer, she complained about my response above, and what do you know, a mere three minutes later, lo and behold, I get a nudge.
For the record, as I demonstrated with the quoted material in my earlier post, I was responding directly to her statement that everyone missed her. I simply disabused her of that notion.
ubb
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 04:40:22 PM
Well I hate to tell you Muriel but there were some slight problems with Wayne on the trip. We lost his teeth in a cafe and spent three hours looking for them. He was very upset because it mightly interfered with smoking his cigars. I was most embarassed when he stuck a loaf of french bread in his pants for effect. He complained loudly that he missed his horse. He said I was not cut out of Paris and I fit in better at the ranch riding topless on the horses with my hairless poodle.
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loosecannon
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:13:14 PM
Hairless what??
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pattaylor
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:13:40 PM
spaz,
If you have a question about moderation, please email [email protected].
As to your other comments, surely you know that's not the case.
Pat
[email protected]
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:30:52 PM
Loose, I have a poodle that lost all of his hair. He is my faithful companion and I don't care what anyone thinks. People have accused him of being a rat, he is small. Wayne has a special horse that we both ride on the farm. I ride topless, wearing a babushka.
[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 20, 2001 05:33 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:39:06 PM
Hi! Nice to meet you artdoggy 
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:46:19 PM
why it is a delight to meet you too Kraft! I am sitting here tonight rather sad that my Parisian experience did not go well. But, I have been suntanning in the nude since I got back. I look so good with my golden brown tan and blonde blonde hair. I'm typing naked tonight because it is so hot. Does anyone here type naked?
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hepburn
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:51:56 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was at AW. Must have taken a wrong turn somewhere and wound up in a strip joint instead of an auction related forum that encourages general chat in the RT.
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NearTheSea
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:53:31 PM
Well howdy Artdoggy!
No I do not type nekkid, but each her own
Paris must have been a blast! Welcome back!
I went by a different name here when you posted here last 
[email protected]
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:54:56 PM
Well, this is a forum that supports the freedom of speech. But I like strip joints, I used to be a stripper- Is that bad?
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KatyD
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:55:32 PM
Does anyone here type naked?
You're a day late and a dollar short, artdoggy. This is the thread you want.
http://www.auctionwatch.com/mesg/read.html?num=28&thread=82836&id=82836
KatyD
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 05:57:38 PM
Thank you for your warm welcome NEAR THE SEA. I think I remember you. I know there was a man in prison that said reading my threads made his incarceration much more pleasurable. I am so pleased to be of community service.
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artdoggy
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posted on June 20, 2001 06:00:19 PM
Sorry, not a day late nor a dollar short, I was typing naked on auction watch way before that thread, around November 2000- I don't recall my old threads but I am sure some of my fans could produce them
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