artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 07:35:37 AM
Good morning all you darling posters! I am up out of my very soft bed covered in white satin sheets. I can only sleep on white bed clothes, they make me feel like I am floating in a cloud. Plus they make my tan look extra good. After my Diva Slaves gave me a hot oil rub down and I had a cup of french roast, I decided that I should embark on a new career. I am going to paint great works of art. I am going to base those works of art on the cyber subject matter discussed on threads. I think I might sell these works on Ebay. Would anyone here think people would be interested in purchasing art from artdoggy? I would scent every piece with my private stock of Chanel and sign all work with my hot pink personal lipstick! I would appreciate your thoughts, kisses to all you beautiful people!
[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 21, 2001 07:37 AM ]
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uaru
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posted on June 21, 2001 07:49:53 AM
Good idea
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 07:57:25 AM
Thank you for your advice Urau. I think my first work will be my hairless poodle, after that a portrait of my lover Wayne N....and a loaf of french bread...any special requests out there?
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uaru
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posted on June 21, 2001 08:08:00 AM
Elvis or The Last Supper are very pleasing to the eye. Preferably on black velvet.
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NearTheSea
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posted on June 21, 2001 08:10:21 AM
Hi Artdoggy!
I think its a good idea too!
I hear outsider art sells pretty good on eBay
I can't think of anything right now, the hairless poodle is a good start!  That should be interesting!
[email protected]
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 08:38:28 AM
bythesea, didn't I have a vision that you were beseiged by a white cat? I must paint the mystical white cat that roams the sacred spaces of your intimate home. right?
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NearTheSea
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posted on June 21, 2001 08:53:18 AM
Artdoggy! Well the white cat could symbolize my daughter!!
She is supposed to be moved out, and 'on her own' but she keeps coming home, and I think shes taking things out of the kitchen cupboards and refrigerator! (no kidding)
And she took my whole video collection when she moved out.
And yes, she can act like a cat for sure!
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bobbi355
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:07:03 AM
Share a story, tell a joke, write a poem, make a friend..........
Yep, lots of stories around this place, that's for sure. Amazing what a person feels they need to do just to get attention.
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:16:17 AM
Well near the sea, I am positively upset that you daughter could be such a kitty! I think you are going to have to declaw her before she gets those little claws in all your stuff. BAD Kitty! What a great idea for a painting. GREEDY GIRL KITTYS!
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:17:02 AM
Hi artdoggy!
What a life of luxury you lead.....WOW!....I'm sure everyone is envious!
I'm going to have to agree with uaru on this. I think a nice Last Supper painting would be unique, but instead of using a velvet palatte, why not try using something different, like a slice of driftwood, or a chunk of urethane in the shape of a guitar, etc?????
Let us know what you decide! 
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:22:22 AM
well anyway, back to my gorgeous golden smoooth tan. I just had all the hair on my body permanently removed. Except for my scalp and maybe one other delicate area. Has anyone here had this process done? I feel as smooth as a cucumber...which by the way my favorite vegetable. I do love attention! what a brillant observation. That is why I have Diva Slaves give me total attention in the morning to massage my entire body. A good massage leads to better mental health. Anyway, I feel I am worth lavishing attention on because I am so beautiful, young, supple and basically smarter than most people. Only the really quick and bright can really appreciate me. Great minds do tend to think and post alike.
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bunnicula
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:25:14 AM
The Emperor's New Clothes comes to mind at this moment...
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:27:32 AM
Well Kraft, I do have the idea of painting on my old bras. There is plenty of room for painting and it is also economical. I think my first painted bra is going to depict a self portrait of me on one cup and my lover Wayne N. on the other cup and I am going to write poetry on the straps. What do you think?
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:40:35 AM
To be honest with you artdoggy, I think you'd get bored with painting pretty fast. You sound too young and beautiful to be stuck somewhere painting. Besides, there weren't many well known painters that were "jet-setters" (well, besides Picasso & Tony Curtis). I think you need to try something more vibrant!
(spelling)
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artdoggy
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:44:31 AM
Why Kraft! you are so sweet to think about my career path. You do make some good points. A beautiful Diva like me becomes bored so quickly with daily tasks. Do you have any suggestions?
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capriole
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:56:21 AM
well, besides Picasso & Tony Curtis
Kraftdinner!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am dying!!!!!
"Girl", and "Sister", and "What's her problem?"
- Kevin Thompson (as Buddy Cole)
Hey artdoggy...boredom is all in your head, girl. 
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:56:42 AM
Gee artdoggy, I'm not sure we're in the same league.......all I can suggest is doing the eBay thing, so you can see I'm no help. Maybe when I get to know you better, I'll be able to come up with something more substancial.
They say to make a career out of whatever you like doing best.........
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bobbi355
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posted on June 21, 2001 10:07:29 AM
artdoggy Now you've got me thinking about what I would like to do!! I mean heck, I'm surely not as pretty and youthful as you are, but I still have some time left! I'm thinking of maybe quitting my present job (What a DRAG it is anyway) and maybe selling on eBay full-time. I read something that you wrote on another thread ...."I am purchasing the entire AW package, which means I am paying for services with this company. Does this service seem to be working well for you thus far? Thanks!!
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 21, 2001 10:17:54 AM
Thanks capriole You come up with some good ones yourself!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on June 21, 2001 10:41:21 AM
Tony Curtis?
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 21, 2001 11:12:01 AM
Yes! Believe it or not james, he's a pretty talented artist. Maybe do a search on his work....you'll be surprised!
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Borillar
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posted on June 21, 2001 11:20:27 AM
Hello Artdoggy:
I am happy to hear that our various "dry" disccusions have invoked such vivid images in your imaginationn that they are elevated to the level of art. My suggestion is for you to try a few portraits of these threads, take a picture of each finished piece, then post a copy of it here in a future thread and we can all give you our impression of its salability and maybe even its collectability. Fair enough?
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NearTheSea
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posted on June 21, 2001 12:16:47 PM
Borillar
at least she did say she preferred Bill Clinton over Bush in one way, anyway LOL
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gravid
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posted on June 21, 2001 01:01:39 PM
Perhaps a combination of a little performace art painting some interesting paterns on the hairless poodle with the hot pink lipstick?
Don't forget to have someone check that tan all ever every couple months for little growing black spots.
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mcjane
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posted on June 21, 2001 04:22:51 PM
Tony Curtis is no Picasso, but he is exceptionally good, his paintings sell in the thousands.
As kraftdinner said, check him out.
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loosecannon
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posted on June 21, 2001 08:42:02 PM
A beautiful Diva like me...
You've been going on like this. Always saying how sexy & beautiful you are. Ample bosom and so forth, and on and on...
How do we know this for sure? Why not let us be the judge of that? It's time to put your money where your mouth is and post a picture of yourself here.
It's time to prove that you don't have a wart on your nose.
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joice
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:01:09 PM
loosecannon,
The CG's! The CG's!
Artdoggy,
Don't even think about posting an X-rated photo!
Joice
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loosecannon
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:13:48 PM
Hello Joice
I don't know which Thou Shalt Not I bent or violated.
After all, I used the archaic but polite "bosom" rather than several other descriptive terms I could have used.
Yes, please no X-rated.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:30:20 PM
ohforcryinoutloud
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ZILvy
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posted on June 21, 2001 09:33:44 PM
Has anyone seen the commercial for, who knows what, where a very old gal, wrinkles, more than ample body, says she is an underwear model while in communication on a chat board? Well, it gave her great pleasure and no one called her on it. Let sleeping Diva's sleep!!
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