kraftdinner
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posted on January 2, 2002 03:13:33 PM new
Things aren't very lively lately because there haven't been any good trolls or troll-type behavior to contend with. What happened to them all?? Have they all been kicked out? Don't trolls have credit cards? Did they just mature?
If you're a troll, or even a troll-wannabe, why not start the New Year off right with some bad behavior?? Or don't you think we can handle it??? 
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enchanted
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posted on January 2, 2002 03:33:11 PM new
Hi KD. I believe they have credit cards, how else could they shop at the troll music store?
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 04:02:38 PM new
Now they have their credit cards secure and reside in whiney-butt territory.
Knowledge Rules... Trolls Drool"
Helen
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 2, 2002 04:57:58 PM new
I just LOVE troll music enchanted! Especially that new song, "Salt in my Wound" by the Backstabbers. What's your favorite song?
What do you think it is Helen? Has everyone become Republicans?
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 05:48:04 PM new
No, Kraftdinner, nobody has become Republican.
Post the lyrics.
Helen
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enchanted
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posted on January 2, 2002 05:56:44 PM new
LOL you guys are too funny...
Um, how about the troll theme song "Nasty As I Wanna Be". Isn't that by Janet Jackson???
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:09:21 PM new
Good God
Enchanted, I can't believe it. Nasty as I Wanna Be? You've been spending too much time in Whiney Butt Territory. LOLOL!
Helen
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snowyegret
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:17:21 PM new
The troll theme has to be country, include a bridge, and some bad behaviour. 
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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snowyegret
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:19:49 PM new
Trollin'
Trollin'
Trollin' down the boardway.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:25:48 PM new
When you're weary, feelin' small
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all.
I'm on your side, Oh, when times get rough
And friends just can't be found.
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
When you're down and out, when you're on the street
When evening falls so hard, I will comfort you.
I'll take your part, Oh when darkness comes
And pain is all around
Is that ok? It's country...when tears are in your eyes is bad behavior.
Helen
2 signatures ed. 
[ edited by hjw on Jan 2, 2002 06:30 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:35:29 PM new
I just made it up Helen. It sounded like a CD a Troll Store would carry.
Actually, I'm not talking about mean trolls, just ones that are disagreeable and whiney. There used to be lots of them around. Geez Helen, then maybe they've turned into Democrats and have seen the light!?!?
That's an excellent choice enchanted!.....music to wind you up for a night of trolling. Hey!.....wait a minute! I thought you manifesto'd on New Year's???, or is this another enchanted??
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enchanted
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:42:32 PM new
I set a new record for returning after I manifesto'd on New Years Eve. I came back in 24 seconds or thereabouts ROFL. So it's really me.
I saw someone I hadn't wished a Happy New Year to yet and I just had to come back to greet them. I just couldn't leave you all.
OK, I get the troll song thing now, I thought it had to be an actual song and that was the first one I could think of. At least you can dance to it.
Whiney-butt territory? Is that somewhere near the Yukon Territory and Alaska?
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chococake
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:43:12 PM new
Hey you guys remember we invited a troll for New Years Eve. There was a no show. I'm not even sure we should have a troll, you know the havoc they cause at other places like AC and Zeldas?
What we need are a few Republicans and Bible thumpers.
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:44:56 PM new
Kraftdinner
I think that you are a rascal. I've been looking for that song and you just made it up! All Democrats have seen the light. You know that!!!
Helen
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 06:52:25 PM new
Chococake
Republicans and Bible thumpers? We will have to shut down if we are depending on those people. LoL!
Helen
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enchanted
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:00:44 PM new
I thumped a few Bibles in the Grandpa's Old Antique Bible thread. That's the best I can do. Asking me to become Republican is just too, too much.
KD, I think the trolls must have real lives and had parties to attend on New Year's. Things seemed very quiet all over. I'm jealous, they have a life and I spend my life selling online.
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saabsister
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:02:15 PM new
With apologies to The Diamonds, here's a trolling song:
The Troll
Come, let's troll
troll across the floor
Come, let's tro-oh-oh-oll
troll across the floor
Now turn around, baby
Let's troll once more
Feel so good
Take me by my hand
I feel so goo-ooh-ooh-ood
Take me by my hand
And let's go trolling
In wonderland
trollin', , trollin' aah-huh-uh
Rock and ro-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-llin'
trollin'
Well rock my so-oul
How I love to troll
There's my love
trolling in the door
There's my lo-o-o-ove
trolling in the door
Baby, let's go trolling
By the candy store
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enchanted
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:07:55 PM new
That's good saabsister! Catchy tune
I found a troll song called TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET by Monty Harper.
It's copyrighted, so here's the link:
http://www.montyharper.com/MHP/Songs/ToTSMF.html
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:12:00 PM new
Hey Saabsister
I remember that one!!!
It was a special dance called the stroll?
Helen
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saabsister
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:16:32 PM new
Yes, Helen. All I can think of are junior high dances when I hear it.
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rawbunzel
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:16:42 PM new
You guys make bad trolls. And not in a good bad way either. Nothing personal. You're just too nice.
Wasn't it the Lovin' Spoonfull that did that great old troll song "Trolling on a Sunny afternoon" ? Those were the days. Trolling was easy,love was free and you could get a Big Mac for 49cents. A whole meal for under a dollar. Life was good.
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saabsister
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:18:29 PM new
Ah, rawbunzel, I remember those days. We're dating ourselves - old geezerettes.
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:28:46 PM new
But we were soooo good!!!
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:30:16 PM new
Still are as a matter of fact.
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rawbunzel
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:32:49 PM new
Helen,Some of us are even better.
Hey Saabsister!Geezerettes!ACK! Speak for yourself! I was just a mere glob in my mothers womb at the time. It's all hearsay!
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:35:00 PM new
True, Rawbunzel
We are the best.
Helen
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saabsister
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:36:14 PM new
Yeah, I think I remember those tunes from the "Oldies" station. Not that I heard them when they first came out!!!
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:36:56 PM new
Does anybody remember the dirty bop?
That's what I was doing in Jr High School.
HaHaHa.
Helen
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saabsister
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:38:28 PM new
I remember the "dirty" dog. It used to drive the chaperones nuts.
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hjw
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posted on January 2, 2002 07:40:05 PM new
The dirty bop was worse than the dirty dog!
It was infamous.
Helen
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