artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:09:04 PM
If I entertain you, it is not intentional. I am just who I am. I cannot show you the goods! I don't know how to upload a picture on the thread. Maybe if someone tells me I will try. I don't have any pictures at the moment but I could get some. There is nothing wrong with me posting in my slip. It is very hot and sultry down here and I am hot. The heat down here is different, it is very humid, why I am dripping right now, even with the ceiling fan blowing on me as I sit in my bed I am burning up. Its so hot the only kind of sheets you can put on the bed have to be 100 percent cotton. The cotton stays cool. I like my sheets because they are white and they show off my tan. Anyway, I am not a hairy man, but I wouldn't mind knowing one.
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:16:39 PM
If she was really that overwrought and top drawer, she'd be in WACOOL, not OGLA. Parny knows these things.
I have to admit that I'd like to see a dog-sized underwire. ~ ?
- Pareau
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jamesoblivion
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:25:20 PM
Parny knows Portishead, Parny knows postcards. What doesn't Parny know? 
James.
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:33:39 PM
Blissful oblivion, james. 
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artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:41:01 PM
Wacool is for the flat chested - Ogla is for real women because a real bra has to be built for support. Also, Ogla makes the only seamless bra, so my sweaters look extra good. And they do look very good I might add. I like Chisholm, he likes women.
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CheyenneRoundup
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:44:15 PM
Ogla is for real women. For sure that is true. Artdoggy is a real woman. For sure that is true.
http://psychicspy.com/
I can see you.
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stockticker
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posted on August 30, 2000 08:51:51 PM
Artdoggy: Chisholm also owns a cat of whom he is quite fond.
Irene
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artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:00:46 PM
so what is that suppose to mean stockticker?
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:07:18 PM
That is one good-looking BOY cat, too, artdoggly. Fabulous coat. You could get lost in that pelt, if I know my fur. And it goes without saying, Pareau knows fur.
You're dead wrong about the bras. Ask Oprah. She goes for the engineered solution, four hooks and industrial-grade Lycra. Of course, she can afford them.
- Pareau
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bobbi355
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:16:38 PM
you know you're starved for attention when ya feel like you've gotta tell strangers what you drive, what you wear, what you drink and what size bra you wear.....Usually those with the least brag the most - at least that's what I've observed.
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loosecannon
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:35:40 PM
I'm A Woman
by Leiber & Stoller (dedicated to artdoggy)
Well, I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dip
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
I'll tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N
I can rub and scrub till this old house
Shines just like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing
'Til four a.m. and then
Lay down at five, jump up at six
And start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
Let me tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N
If you come to me sickly, you know
I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up
You know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry
You know I'll fill you full o' my grits
If it's lovin' you're lackin, I'll kiss
And give you the shiverin' fits
I'm a woman
W O M A N
Well, I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There ain't nothin I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
Let me tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N
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artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:36:44 PM
You know, I can now tell you from experience, that Chisholm does not have a boy cat. He is the most incredibly sexy man I have ever known. He is defintely totally hot. The purpose of this thread has been completed. I have found somthing that none of you have ever found on auction watch -somthing real, not a flea market find you can jump up and down about, or some postage problem. Stay in you gray world of luke warm oatmeal. Chisholm is the first poster on here I have ever identified with. I am in love with him and it feels so good. As far as the attention goes, I could post a picture of myself butt naked and you would just find some dumb remark to make about it, you just don't understand that spiritual things can happen when two people are destined to meet each other, love knows no boundaries.
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bobbi355
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:38:50 PM
Good one loosecannon!! LMAO !!!! )
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:45:32 PM
Shivering fits is what you get right before the retching starts, isn't it? Nice poem, loosecannon.
Perla Puppy, he DOES have a cat, it IS a boy and one VERY HANDSOME CREATURE, and they simply ADORE each other. If you want to be part of his life, you'll accept your place. Like you did so long ago, from what we've read. Loyalty--it's a woof, ain't it?
- Pareau
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krs
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:47:33 PM
Sounds like the end all Sumo wrestling match, Artdoggy.
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artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 09:57:25 PM
I am lost as far as what you are talking about Parny, who is perla puppy? I am amazed that you guys are always thinking the poster is someone other than who they are. How would you know if Chisholm has a cat? I don't care if he has 100 cats, he is totally hot and totally sexy, spiritual and more intelligent than any of you. I just adore him. I can't wait to give him my bra and panties, but I want to give him more than that! MEOW
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spazmodeus
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:05:07 PM
I always thought an OGLA was somebody who openly stared at breasts. And that the company who made the bras was Olga.
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artdoggy
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:08:13 PM
I see your back from the tattle tales corner SPAZ
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junquemama
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:31:57 PM
All this southern talk is givin me the
vapors.And Im southern,yall.Think I'll have
myself a whiskey and branch,And a couple of
Valium.
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:32:29 PM
Spaz is correct, per usual. And it's Wacoal while we're at it. But Perla Puppy is right. Every doggy has its day. Glad this one's drawing to a close.
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:37:43 PM
It's junquemama! All recovered from the retrograde, I hope. And take care mixing trank and tank, it's not the best combination.
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junquemama
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:42:24 PM
Ahhhhhh Pareau,I didnt really recover,But I slept real good thru most of it.Don't force
Me to brag on my bed again. heehee
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pareau
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posted on August 30, 2000 10:55:31 PM
LOL. Better not start, because if you get into it that pesty kid of yours will show up and start telling stories on you.
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krs
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posted on August 30, 2000 11:07:07 PM
That's just spelling your accent, Spaz. Phonetics will lead you a tray.
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jt-2007
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posted on August 30, 2000 11:15:45 PM
too funny
T
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junquemama
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posted on August 30, 2000 11:18:58 PM
I thought the little fella was fast asleep.
Now he'll be all cranky in the morning.
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krs
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posted on August 30, 2000 11:46:40 PM
Most places toidy is what infants call a toilet, in New york it's the name of a street.
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xifene
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posted on August 31, 2000 05:08:29 AM
Damn.
You mean I missed out on a chance to flirt with Spaz on a thread where bras and panties were actually the topic of conversation???
I have got to stop sleeping. I miss out on so much.
*kiss*
--xifene--
http://www.auctionusers.org
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enchanted
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posted on August 31, 2000 07:13:21 AM
to the top artdoggy way to go!
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Antiquary
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posted on August 31, 2000 08:10:03 AM
Is artdoggy going somewhere? A mountaintop retreat perhaps?
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