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 hair2dye4
 
posted on November 24, 2002 09:25:25 PM


Happy turkey day to the poets and JACK,
Ebay has turkeys...

 
 yeager
 
posted on November 24, 2002 09:42:37 PM
kiara,

Where did you ever learn to write so well? Your work seems to fimiliar! I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT. HHHMMMMM??


THANKS LIBRA AND YEAGER! GOOD WORK!



TWAS A FEW NIGHTS BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND WE JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND, WHY ONE CERTAIN POSTER WANTS THIS THREAD BANNED

WHEN WE LOG ON TO EBAY OUTLOOK TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MONEY, WE DON'T MIND A THREAD THAT'S JUST A BIT FUNNY

HE WONDERS AND WONDERS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US HAVE NO REAL DOUBT

YES WE START ANOTHER SO CALLED EBAY RELATED THREAD, HOPING THIS BOARD WILL NEVER EVER GO DEAD

WE TELL A FEW JOKES AND WE TALK ABOUT JACK, BUT WE ALSO TALK ABOUT AUCTIONS SO CUT US SOME SLACK

HE HASN'T YET LEARNED THAT FROM THE THREADS HE CAN TAKE HIS PICK, AND NOT ON EVERY ONE DOES HE NEED TO CLICK

WE HAVE A SMILE AND A CHUCKLE AS WE BUY AND SELL, BUT DEEP DOWN WE KNOW HE'S GOING TO RUN AND TELL

ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING WITH A WHINE AND A TATTLE, OUR LITTLE CAGES YOU CANNOT RATTLE

BEST WISHES TO ALL FOR A GOOD HOLIDAY, THIS MAY NOT RHYME BUT I HAD MY SAY


Just kidding, it REALLY WAS GOOD!





[ edited by yeager on Nov 24, 2002 09:59 PM ]
 
 trai
 
posted on November 24, 2002 09:43:07 PM
This is how you make $$$ on ebay. Sell turkeys.




[ edited by trai on Nov 25, 2002 09:50 PM ]
 
 fetish128
 
posted on November 24, 2002 09:48:23 PM
WWWWWWWhhhhhhhhIIIIIIIIIIpPPPPPP!!!!!!Sorry,,,Turkeys are not allowed on e bay. That would fall under the cat. of Animals and pets...Not allowed,,,A/W might consider some steps to those Turkeys posting if their only intention is to disrupt the 99% who do enjoy a few simple pleasures. I,,,,,,SSSSSSSsnnnnnnAAAAAAAAppppppp!!!!!!!! Believe Diana can see through the smoke screen quite clearly as to who is truly disruptive. seems a few want to disrupt the Many.......Perhaps Some,EGO problem...Lack of self esteem? Lack of friends? no support? Loneliness to drag themselve here to degrade and belittle others....RSM may have said it better than any...that Jack poster from what it appears is long gone However his memory seems to be a REAL pain in a few posters A's.......

For JACK! wherever you are or went,,,

AND THE BEAT GOES ON...........






Whhhhhhiiiiiiip It,,,,,,Whip it GOOD!
 
 yeager
 
posted on November 24, 2002 09:58:18 PM
Lack of friends. YOU have got to be kidding! I'm am NOT the one in morning about a person who I had never actually knew face to face, and only on a internet message board.

I'm NOT the one who is saddened about him being gone. And I am NOT the one who keeps starting threads on the Ebay Outlook creating topics about him. Keeping in mind the Auction Watch provides anyone who wants to talk about anything a space called the Round Table.

 
 yeager
 
posted on November 24, 2002 10:10:00 PM
fetish128,

In the town where I live there was this man who drove an old van. It had several rather non sensical sayings on it. Nobody but him really knew what they were about. I would think they were about things that happened in his life. They were non complete thoughts and remarks. Now the question. What does this mean?

WWWWWWWhhhhhhhhIIIIIIIIIIpPPPPPP!!!!!!

SSSSSSSsnnnnnnAAAAAAAAppppppp!!!!!!!!

Did you snap or whip something, or what. Most people on this board make their comments understandable to the great amount of readers that stop by here.

I agree with you on your comments about the few that come to disrupt this board. Many people come here to find and discuss auction topics. A few come here to discuss other things. Some start threads to post gifs and songs.


Of course, we all know this board is much busier than the Round Table. If someone posted a song or something else silly on the Round Table, then less people would see it. Some refer to the Round Table as the basement. I wonder why they would have the need to post these non auction related items and things in the Ebay Outlook where more people would see it. I could only think they may need an audience.





[ edited by yeager on Nov 24, 2002 10:23 PM ]
 
 fetish128
 
posted on November 24, 2002 10:45:15 PM
Yeagar,,you posted WWWWWWWWWWWWWhiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp!!!!!!!!SSSSSSSnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPP, CCCCrCccccccccccAAAAAAAAAaCCCCCkkkkk!!!!! I Replied....WWrrrrrraaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!! SSSSSSSSnnnnnnnnnAAAAAaaaaaPPPPppppppp!!!! Simple as That,,,,I care NoOOOOtttTTTTTTT if you are UPstairs Or downstairs,,,,,,You Spoke,,I replied.......Perhaps,,,,,,,,,You may want to Stay Below Decks,,,,,,,,As In Downstairs,,,,,,,,SSSSSSSSSSSSaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!You question my Speech?????? WWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaarrrrrpppppp!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to Get out,,,More Often...MY Name is Fetish!!!!!!! You have no idea What I am all about?????? WWWWWhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPPP!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! When you Don't understand then you suffer,,,,Stevie Wonder Said that in the 70's....WWWWWWWWwhaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!


Whhhhhhiiiiiiip It,,,,,,Whip it GOOD!
 
 inot
 
posted on November 24, 2002 11:35:14 PM
Ah, Fetish! You always have the most gratify-ing-est, satisfy-ing-ly SSSSSSssssssssSSSSSSSsnnnnnnAAAAAAAAppppppp!!!!!!!!-iest replies!

 
 yeager
 
posted on November 25, 2002 12:24:10 AM
fetish128,

It was quite interesting to see how you would respond.

 
 yeager
 
posted on November 25, 2002 03:33:52 AM
I just finished packing some thing for my ebay buyers, so now that I finished I thought that I would say the 3 magic words.


EBAY EBAY EBAY!

Now that I have that out of the way, I would like to add something to this amazingly usefull and important thread. I hope no one will be jealous of this. Here it is!!!!!!!

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND I JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND, WHY ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH JACK BEING CANNED.

WHEN I LOG ON TO EBAY OUTLOOK TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY, THE ONLY THING I FIND IS JACK'S CRYING HONEY'S.

THEY WONDER AND WONDER WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM HAVE NO REAL DOUBT.

THEY START ALL THESE SO CALLED EBAY RELATED THREADS, HOPING THE JACK'S GROUPIES WILL BRING JACK'S MEMBERSHIP BACK FORM THE DEAD.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHECK THE YELLOW PAGES FOR INTERNET ADDICTION, BECAUSE LOSING JACK FOR THEM, HAS BEEN QUITE AN AFFLICTION.

OH HOW LONELY AND NEEDY THESE PEOPLE MUST BE, WHEN AN INTERNET FRIEND, WHO WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A NAME ON A SCREEN, IS ALL THEY HAVE EVEN SEEN.

EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A ROUND TABLE, THESE PEOPLE REFUSE TO USE IT TO TELL THEIR FABLE. PERHAP THEY COULD GO TO INSTANT MESSAGING AT YAHOO, MAYBE THEY WILL FIND THEIR BELOVED JACK THERE TOO.

IF THEY GO THERE THEY CAN START A PRIVATE GROUP AND CHATTER, TALK ALL THE TIME ABOUT ANY THING AND IT WON'T MATTER.

HERE WE ARE WITH THREE PAGES OF USELESS BLATHER, SOON MAYBE DIANA WILL DECIEDE IF IT MATTERS.

WHIP AND SNAP!

AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!



[ edited by yeager on Nov 25, 2002 03:37 AM ]
 
 Twelvepole
 
posted on November 25, 2002 06:07:45 AM
Libra, if you want to bold you will need to add the [$b][$/b] to each little section, because of the "breaks" the UBB won't cover all of it.


Ain't Life Grand... [ edited by Twelvepole on Nov 25, 2002 09:11 AM ]
 
 Libra63
 
posted on November 25, 2002 10:16:20 AM
The longer I am here the more knowledge I gain. Who said this thread was a waste? I learned how to bold Thanks

 
 Twelvepole
 
posted on November 25, 2002 11:08:57 AM
A THANKSGIVING POEM...
T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.


MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL FOR!!
... By Libra63

Ok had to see what was happening, because of the carriage returns at the end of each line, you needed to do [$b] [$/b] at the end of each line.

Ain't Life Grand...
[ edited by Twelvepole on Nov 25, 2002 11:11 AM ]
 
 trai
 
posted on November 25, 2002 11:13:09 AM
Poets everywhere. Who says there is no talent here!

 
 quickdraw29
 
posted on November 25, 2002 11:24:43 AM
Bunch of weirdos! You all must be very lonely people. I bet one of you will start stalking him.


 
 yeager
 
posted on November 25, 2002 01:05:46 PM
quickdraw,

Are you talking about JACK'S hunnys? On the Friday night of this thread, they said it was pretty lonely since he's not here.



[ edited by yeager on Nov 25, 2002 01:21 PM ]
 
 yeager
 
posted on November 25, 2002 01:14:31 PM
Oh, one more thing,

I just went to Verisign.com to check a domain name for availability. It's there and available if you want it. It's called,

IMISSJACK.COM

Oh, I almost forgot to make this post ebay related, and I couldn't do that! So here it is!


EBAY EBAY EBAY

one more time

EBAY EBAY EBAY

Better go register that name before I snatch it up!!!





[ edited by yeager on Nov 25, 2002 01:15 PM ]
 
 yellowstone
 
posted on November 25, 2002 07:52:00 PM
Hey folks, there's a huge government recall of Butterball turkeys going on right now!

Do you wanna know why?













































They forgot to butter the balls, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 
 RSMSPORTSGA
 
posted on November 25, 2002 08:08:14 PM
hehehe...Geeze...and all I asked was How was everyones Ebay sales??...LMAO...Yeager...chill...when I mentioned Jacks absence I really didnt mean to get a thread going for so long....IT WAS just something I noticed....I cant say I was a fan of Jacks, but I did appreciate some of the humor in the board back then...ALAS...we seem to have some ole' fuddy duddy's left...FETISH....WHIPPPPPPPPPP IT GOOD...HEHEHE!!!

 
 Libra63
 
posted on November 25, 2002 08:33:29 PM
Thanks Twelvepole for your Trouble. I think I tried 6 times and you have the charmer.


 
 yeager
 
posted on November 25, 2002 10:43:31 PM
RSMSPORTSGA,

hehehe...Geeze...and all I asked was How was everyones Ebay sales??...LMAO...Yeager...chill...

Then why it this thread, which was started by you called, "Can tell Jack Webb is gone??", if you were only wondering about ebay sales. When I start a thread, the topic and the my first post are 100 percent related.

I agree with quickdraw, maybe one of you people will start stalking him.

Here's another idea. Maybe you could write your congressperson to inquire about making JACKSWEBB birthday a national holiday. The folks who work at the Post Office will be forever grateful!


 
 RSMSPORTSGA
 
posted on November 26, 2002 06:41:57 PM
LMAO...geeze...JEALOUS of a typer on a message board...ANYWAY....I wish they would lock this thread..I think Jack is gone....Hope he is not in poor health.....HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!HOPE EBAY SALES THRIVE!!! WE NEED IT!!

 
 fetish128
 
posted on November 26, 2002 08:36:38 PM
RSM,,,Never fear,Whirrrrrr,,,,,rippp!!! Those thorns show up in every walk of life. You of all, know that,,..Who cares....let them rattle their Sabre. You violated no rules, They have nowhere else to turn their angers and frustrations of life. There is a much BIGGER World to ponder but they choose to perch here and . One mentioned how they start a thread, well you are not them. They choose to do what they do and You choose to do what and how you choose to do what you do. You are an E bayer! You are your own person, Unique! I,,,,,whipppppppppit!!! Would Never! In a Million years be Dictated to. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! SSSSSSnnnnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAppppppp!!!!!! My Motto,,,,,,Mess with the Best! WWWWWWWWwhhhhhhoooopppppp!!!!! Micheal Jackson said it best,,,,Just Beat it,,,Beat it,,,,,Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppp!!!!!! whirrrrrrrrrrrrr,,,,,,,,,Rippppppppppppppppit!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSnaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPPP!!!! It!

Someone else said it here too,,don't let the Ba$tards beat you down.

For JACK and everyone else who reads this,HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL!!! Thanks for all our freedoms! No tyrranies from afar.






Whhhhhhiiiiiiip It,,,,,,Whip it GOOD!
 
 yeager
 
posted on November 27, 2002 01:33:52 AM
Oh Brother!



 
 RSMSPORTSGA
 
posted on November 27, 2002 05:47:29 PM
hehehehe.....HAPPY GOBBLE DAY !!!!!....and the Beat Goes On!!!!...

 
 DianaAW
 
posted on November 27, 2002 05:53:46 PM
Hello,

We are locking this thread now, as it is not eBay related. For non-eBay related discussions, please visit the Round Table forum.

Thanks,

Diana

 
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