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 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:12:28 PM
I'm afraid that I will have to report you to the local Sports Authority.

You *would*, you rat!

Hey S-kitty (who is right on the mark, BTW), go catch your dinner!

 
 grannyfox
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:12:40 PM
Good night. Please get up on the other side of the bed next time.
**Disclaimer: If I appear arguementive, then I probably am just being a #*!@ today. It comes & goes. C.

 
 KatyD
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:15:33 PM
Would that be the *right* side, granny? Good night and pleasant dreams!

KatyD

 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:17:27 PM
Gosh, this is the longest thread I've had in awhile! I think I should have a party!

Everyone, except those who I've got on ignore, have had on ignore, or should have had on ignore is invited!!!

 
 krs
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:19:11 PM
Think 100, maybe 500,...think BIG 1000.

Thanks fuzzy!!!!



 
 therpowen
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:19:14 PM
Oh darn! I would have like a party, too!

therp
[ edited by therpowen on Mar 5, 2001 09:19 PM ]
 
 grannyfox
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:19:24 PM
Goodness Katy I hope so.

Can you imagine if this was the best side of the bed?
**Disclaimer: If I appear arguementive, then I probably am just being a #*!@ today. It comes & goes. C.

 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:20:53 PM
Well, there was that whole "water into wine" gig...nd Noah got blitzed. So did Lot. Does that count?

Instead of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, we could have sex, drugs, and Holy Rollers*.

I'm abstaining from rats for Lent, Fuzzy. But feel free to dig in without me.





*Disclaimer: For the humor-impaired, this is a joke, just a joke, and nothing but a joke. Should you choose to take offense, request that God rain down a plague of frogs on my head and we'll see what happens.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:21:47 PM
party time!

I promise I won't even put in a single smilie in honor of the party.


 
 firstover
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:21:56 PM
stusi saidhow many biblical "gore" references can you come up with that might offend Christians?

Here's one. Can get you many more if you are interested.

II Kings 2:23-24

Elisha calls upon God to have bears maul to death 42 children for making fun of his bald head.

That "gore"y enough for you? Are you offended?

 
 krs
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:23:29 PM
But she's gonna' BBQ gamish named corn fritos that she catches on the fly because she was raised in the desert.

 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:24:06 PM
Krs, do you really think I could? Gosh, Golly! Just think of it!! *sigh*

request that God rain down a plague of frogs on my head and we'll see what happens.

Pardon me, I've got some praying to do.

 
 krs
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:24:30 PM
Was that leftover?

 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:25:44 PM
Well, I was gonna fry up some rats.....but corn fritos don't sound all that bad.

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:28:12 PM
Shadowcat can bring the frog legs.

 
 jimhhow
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:29:01 PM
just a curious lurker here.

But don't you think AW may come up with a way to charge for an 'Ignore' management tool if you folks keep this up.

I see lots of revenue here.

damn, typo in a short post!
[ edited by jimhhow on Mar 5, 2001 09:36 PM ]
 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:29:51 PM
Yes, we can have frog legs with green chili!

Of course, I planted, grew, picked, boiled, and peeled the chili myself.

 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:31:05 PM
Fuzzy better hope she isn't on heavenly ignore or it's rat au van for her.

 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:32:17 PM
Ok folks, Jim as *got* to go. Given ideas to management!!! In MY thread, no less.

I'll wack him....Krs, do you still have that bag we use to get rid of posters?

Spaz, fire up your red corvette!

Jim, so nice to see you. Would you follow me this way, please.


[ edited by lotsafuzz on Mar 5, 2001 09:33 PM ]
 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on March 5, 2001 09:35:10 PM
Fuzzy better hope she isn't on heavenly ignore or it's rat au van for her.

Although it is well known that I have a deal with the devil, it should also be stated that I have a deal with the folks upstairs......I don't ask for things and they don't rain frogs (or crisis) upon my cute little head.

 
 godsmessenger
 
posted on March 5, 2001 11:48:16 PM
Ok, I'm here with the frogs, where is everyone?

 
 xardon
 
posted on March 6, 2001 04:23:34 AM
I sincerely regret that weather related difficulties and a weariness of both body and spirit prevented my participation in last night's discussion.

I would like to extend my belated offense to everyone involved.



 
 xardon
 
posted on March 6, 2001 04:34:14 AM
Am I invisible because you ignore me?


-Michael Jackson, "They Don't Care About Us"

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on March 6, 2001 04:41:16 AM
I peeked. Thanks for the offence,we need more 'fence here.

 
 gravid
 
posted on March 6, 2001 05:12:18 AM
stockticker - "Christians are offended by the Bible?"

Well yes stockticker. You probably know more about the bible than a lot of christians who never read it and depend on some high school drop out in a shiney suit to explain it to them on TV.
I used to work with a fellow who would bring his bible to work every day and read it at lunch time. One day he got into a rant with some others there about Jehovah's Witnesses using that form of God's name.
I just pointed out that the name was used in his Bible and when I told him where to look and he saw the word printed on the page he was so mad he ripped the page right out of his bible. Some respect.


 
 gravid
 
posted on March 6, 2001 05:18:58 AM
I do get ideas visiting here. Rat on a stick?
Or even better Corn Rat! Yes I can sell that.

 
 HJW
 
posted on March 6, 2001 06:05:44 AM
gravid

For that indiscretion, you are invited to the party.

shadowcat

Re: your disclaimer...

*Disclaimer: For the humor-impaired, this is a joke, just a joke, and nothing but a joke. Should you choose to take offense, request that God rain down a plague of frogs on my head and we'll see what happens.

Since the meaning of smiley faces has changed, I really need to use that remark as a signature. Do you have a copyright on it? Can I use it...
please?

Helen

And since I have distinguished myself by acquiring the largest
number of ignores, I assume that I am invited to the party.

Helen

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on March 6, 2001 06:25:11 AM
I'll ignore that assumption.

 
 HJW
 
posted on March 6, 2001 06:36:03 AM
snowyegret

I didn't hear that!

Helen

 
 gravid
 
posted on March 6, 2001 07:24:10 AM
Weee!! corn rats and choc milk, we will use the smiley face as a company logo! I think it's in the public domain! I'm in.

 
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