User: becky1*** (13) Date: Jul-02-99 04:15:02 PST
Praise: I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs
User: becky1*** (3) Date: Jul-02-99 03:18:32 PST
Praise: Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!
User: becky1*** (27) Date: Jul-02-99 03:13:20 PST
Praise: Turn onto LaFayett St. and park. Get out. Run as fast as you can. Then hide.
User: becky1*** (1) Date: Jul-02-99 03:06:49 PST
Praise: The box you sent was open-proof. I had to use a BIG KNIFE and act MENACING. Bad!
User: becky1*** (1) Date: Jul-02-99 03:01:01 PST
Praise: If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.
User: becky1*** (1) Date: Jul-02-99 02:57:52 PST
Praise: Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.
User: becky1*** (11) Date: Jul-02-99 02:54:47 PST
Praise: When my dog looks at me, does that mean he WANTS to be hit?
User: becky*** (2) Date: Jul-02-99 02:53:58 PST
Praise: Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98
User: becky1*** (3) Date: Jul-02-99 02:42:32 PST
Praise: Santa brought me cookies for Christmas. I did not eat them. I sold them on eBay.
User: becky*** (43) Date: Jul-02-99 02:41:13 PST
Praise: Larryphoto told me I'd know a good Becky when I see one. I think I see one!
Note that many of these feedbacks are for users named Becky. This guy apparently would leave feedback for anyone named Becky, in the non-transactional feedback days.
Here are some of the comments this user recieved:
User: draisy*** (1) Date: Jul-02-99 10:35:18 PST
Praise: When I see you floating down the gutter, I'll give you a bottle of wine. A+++++
User: iloveandy*** (0) (not a registered user) Date: Jul-02-99 03:45:02 PST
Praise: Baby Loins?! You drive me crazy! C'mon Honey, pass the GRAVY!
User: iloveandy*** (0) (not a registered user) Date: Jul-02-99 02:00:09 PST
Praise: I love you, Andy. Will you marry me?
Response: Absolutely! Loins of Man meet Loins of Lady, together forming Loins of Baby.
User: schlep*** (142) Date: Jul-01-99 14:26:13 PST
Neutral: I don't know what prompted your comment but HAVE WE DEALT WITH EACH OTHER???
User: kasp*** (216) Date: Jun-29-99 07:50:57 PST
Praise: Your mangoes are in the mail, along with the cat for you to "take care of."
User: mili*** (13) (not a registered user) Date: Apr-07-99 13:30:53 PST
Praise: I know you have my pants, because they're the only pair I own. Give them back!
User: mrbean*** (5) (not a registered user) Date: Apr-04-99 09:01:40 PST
Praise: thanx for sending fast payment. But you didn't buy anything. I will send fish.
Response: Good, I will eat your fish. You make my family much happy and no hungry no more.
User: maverick1 (304) Date: Mar-31-99 18:56:41 PST Item: 78377512
Praise: Swift, smooth transactin. Great buyer, an asset to theeBay community. A++++
Response: I have to disagree with what he said. Generally, I'm no asset to any community.
As you can tell from the fact that I have this guy's (and several other similar ones) bookmarked, I have been on eBay too long, and have way too much time on my hands....
posted on December 18, 2000 10:07:20 AM new
Ascorti-
The immortal Andy!!!
At one time, we had an entire AW thread on Andy's feedback left. He joined us on AW for awhile. His style was so funny, one of the AWers hired him to write some ad copy for her auctions.
Andy, come back - we miss you!
posted on January 17, 2001 08:55:31 PM new
Could some else post more "Andy-isms" or supply a link ([email protected]). I love 'em!! I must admit I practice plagerism when leaving feedback, using Andy's stuff. It always gets a nice response from the bidder/seller.
posted on January 17, 2001 10:16:14 PM new
And hey, I thought I was special, I got the same feedback as the original poster! Does the person who left the feedback's username have the work "king" in it?
Rocker