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 TheFamilyBiz
 
posted on February 10, 2005 03:05:59 PM
Okay. Since we've been down in the dumps for the Winter months - what with the Eagles losing and the rates going up, etc....

We've seen all the "Great Seller. A+++" stuff in our feedback, but lately several of our buyers have been pretty creative.

I thought it would be a great idea to share some interesting feedback received in the past month or so. It actually came to me when I saw my latest feedback received - so I thought I'd ask everyone:

What is the most creative feedback you've received recently?

I'll start it off with a few recent ones we received that just made me laugh -- and hold my head high at the same time.

1) Superman delivers for this seller! Will be back again to shop. Thank you!

2) magic

3) UNBELIEVABLE communication. I'd buy the Brooklyn bridge from them. AAA++++++++++

4) quality is familybiz middle name; exceptional wallet; better than picture. A++++ (and here I thought the pics were pretty good (sigh))

What creative ways have your buyers used to express themselves?



Wayne

Never explain -- Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
~ Elbert Hubbard
 
 Kevinatgrannys
 
posted on February 10, 2005 03:29:01 PM
Here are a few cut and pasted directly from my feedback.
1)Holy smokes super fast ship- overnite! WOW! Can't get better than that! A+++++++
2)This transaction went off without a hitgh. Happy new year
3)WOW!1000 Times better than ad!Superfast,well-protected ship,A++++
4)WOW, SUPERFAST SHIPPING!!! A +++ FOR YOU. I THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GREAT PRODUCT
And the all time mystery...
5)My mistake. (I didn't ask, not sure I wanted to know.)
Kevin

 
 Roadsmith
 
posted on February 10, 2005 03:46:59 PM
I kind of like these. Esp. the foreign ones.

Truly a gem of an item, but the real treasure here is definitely the seller!

Praise: Cum laude! To be internationally recommended. Delivery at the speed of light.

Praise: Todo perfecto. Vendedor recomendable.
___________________________________
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
 
 tomWIiI
 
posted on February 10, 2005 05:52:43 PM
Hey!

Ralphie just wants to remind one-and-all:

"Dynasty!




"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" Prez.Jim Beam, at the White House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
 
 cashinyourcloset
 
posted on February 10, 2005 06:12:21 PM
I wish I had it verbatim, but my memory of it is:

"Shaft snapped, otherwise excellent golf club" -- and the kicker is that it was a neutral feedback

We finally worked it out with the buyer, who honestly thought that we had packed a golf club that was snapped in half. He thought that the box didn't sustain enough damage to have caused it. When the inspector looked at it, it was clear that it could have happened in shipping and leave only a crease in the middle of the box.

 
 OhMsLucy
 
posted on February 10, 2005 06:40:34 PM
Well, I don't know if these are truly creative but I was amused by then.

this is cool, I now have my own beer picher at the lodge, better than stated, A+ (This from a man in Alaska who bought a HUGE HEAVY Elks Lodge beer pitcher.)

Fffaaaaast shipping. FABulous lamp, Dahlink. SOooo retro! Thanxabunch!! A+

An oldie but goodie" (I wonder if he was talking about me or what he bought? )

Kindness will be returned 6x fold to ladys with such happy out look as you

Transaction went as smooth as a baby's bottom! A+

Lucy


 
 jackswebb
 
posted on February 10, 2005 10:08:01 PM
poof!
[ edited by jackswebb on Feb 11, 2005 10:56 AM ]
 
 ebayvet
 
posted on February 10, 2005 11:22:15 PM
Here are my top 20 of the past month, with some comments...

1) If xx starts ebay seller classes some of you should sign up!!!! Awesome!!! (hey, good idea!)

2) Wackazoooo! (This was a positive, not sure what it means!!)

3) ¤ºTOPº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºEBAYERº¤ø,¸¸¸,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ITEMº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºTHANKSº¤ø
(Someone with too much time on their hands!)

4) Ebayriffic! (not sure it is a real word, but maybe it should be)

5) WOW! My daughter LOVES this movie! Thank you!! (Glad it was G rated!)

6) # 1 seller on ebay (I agree with this one)

7) no problems (Short and too the point!)

8) 11 days after postmark to receive and i thought the pony express was dead (Hey, at least he realized that I did ship on a timely manner, and gave me a positive. This was a 1st class package too, shame on you USPS!)

9) Grade: B+ Service was great. VHS tape has a slight 5 minute glitch. (Whew, I am glad that was a positive and not a neutral)

10) Reliable buyer, good communication and trust worthy.THUMBS UP (The last time I purchased something on this ID was when we all first started to worry about Y2k, but that is ok, buyers get confused and think I am the buyer)

11) Item lost in mail. Fast refund. Excellent response and fast communication (I have the greatest buyers, I really do, only a few nut cases out there seem to find there way to me. This was also a positive)

12) Lightening fast delivery! Shwing!!!! ( guess they are a Wayne's World fan)

13) very nice beads, great people to deal with A++++++++++++ (huh? I've never sold beads)

14) Stay with it over there in Oregon!!!! Don't quit on me [US] NOW!!!!! Thank YOU!! (Don't worry, I WILL!!!)

15) LAST COMMENT for now. In the words of Gov. Arnold S. "I'LL BE BACK"!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cool!!)

16) I just encourage ANYONE reading this to JUST TRUST ME: Buy from this seller!!!!! (I have a real fan)

17) SELLER YOU ARE THE BEST MY KID LOVES THIS MOVIE YOU ARE 1# (Gosh, I am blushing)

18) Teenager love this movie......... (Not exactly sure what they are trying to say here)

19) HonestSellerSmoothFastTransaction.ThanksA+++++++ (Their space key must be broken)

20) GREAT AS USUAL (Boy, if I ever feel down, I should just read my feedback!)

"It is better to have none than to have some, but if you must have some, it is better to have few than to have many" - Ronald Reagan
 
 lovepotions
 
posted on February 10, 2005 11:22:56 PM
I am now the HUMAN TRIPOD!

I got that one about 2 years ago I still chuckle about it when these types of threads come up.


http://www.lovepotions.com
 
 jackswebb
 
posted on February 11, 2005 12:00:25 AM
Too much to drink last,,,
[ edited by jackswebb on Feb 11, 2005 10:58 AM ]
 
 ltray
 
posted on February 11, 2005 09:40:37 AM
Mine is all boring. Stuff like lightening fast shipment, extremely well packaged,great seller, yada,yada...

I think I'll buy something from this guy to spice up my feedback....

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=mizzelphug&items=25&page=2&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

Skip his auctions, just read the feedback responses. This guy is a total nut job of the fun variety.
 
 ajbooks9000
 
posted on February 11, 2005 10:50:11 AM
Positive: Forget buying pheromones! With this, I'll get ALL the fly honeys. Thanks man A+

Reply by seller: Buyer is delusional. Women are repulsed by nerds & nerd accessories.


ROFL!!!

Thanks for posting the link. Although, I disagree with the seller's reply. IMHO, nerds are usually
wonderful husbands.

Unfortunately, reading my feedback is about like reading a Melville novel while munching on unbuttered
low carb toast.

Here are the most interesting:

Nice friendly courteous. I sent cash and got my item ASAP. Good Email exchages

Good old book for the new teacher in the family! Thanks!

Smooth like butter, thanks for the quick delivery!!!!!
 
 cherishedclutter
 
posted on February 11, 2005 11:02:16 AM
Beautiful! Great Seller! Had trouble paying, but she did not give up on me!

Well packed like a jewel...Will make a Mom cry on X-mas day... Fits like glove (yep - that's my goal- make mothers cry)

You've been my 1st ebay teacher. No one could be more patient. The best!

Items Arrived Packaged like Fort Knox. Great Seller.Will buy from again.A*****

ok (that one worried me until I realize he left the same "ok" feedback for everyone)




 
 sanmar
 
posted on February 11, 2005 11:25:14 AM
This is the one that I remember most. I sold this lady in Chapel Hill, NC some china. She paid with P/P on SAt. AM. I packed it & sent it Priority Mail that day. She received it on Monday. Her feedback was: "Is the Postmaster General your Daddy? I have never had such fast service!!" Well, it amazed me too, that from Ca to NC over the weekend!~
Life Is Too Short To Drink Bad Wine
 
 ltray
 
posted on February 11, 2005 12:04:43 PM
oops, I posted the link to his #2 page. He has gotten even better with his recent ones... Kinda scarey really.

>> Buyer-Super fast shipping. Thank you. Very cute product. Daughter loves it. A+++

Reply by mizzelphug: I used to make that toy hump my other toys when i was younger. Enjoy

 
 bizzycrocheting
 
posted on February 11, 2005 02:46:44 PM
I normally get the usual type of feedback, but today I got one a little different:

Terrific Seller+always great deals+great patterns=happy crocheter

Diane

 
 toolhound
 
posted on February 13, 2005 03:19:03 AM
I don't have it word for word,but it was a nuetral something like this. "Seller is OK but a dirty sniper of high end tools"

The guy won my auction just so he could leave me this feedback,because I had won a few auctions he was bidding on by sniping.

By the way I left him a nuetral " Buyer is OK but a Big Whiner when sniped"

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 13, 2005 06:35:02 PM

This is funny....The seller responds to positive feedback with negatives

http://tinyurl.com/58s57

 
 
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