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 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 10:58:08 AM new
...are YOU (YES~I MEAN...YOU) sitting on yer tookus, watching "Wheel of Fortune-Cookies" for???

Let RALPHIE show you how YOU TOO can make MILLIONS (or maybe $50) like he did on EBAY!

"Using the e-Pro Auction Success Kit and its wonderful techniques has been extremely easy, and has really made a difference in my auctions!"~Bald Clueless Geezer, Intercourse PA

"With the help of e-Pro Auction Success Kit I make money every day! And I don't have to worry about finding my own products to sell!" 16yo HOTTIE who wouldn't know an auction if it bit her tushie, Bird-In-Hand PA

And...

As Ralphie reminds us all...

"As Seen on TV!"

Right after: Pocket Fisherman and The Suck-In-Ater (dry yer prunes & yer shorts)




















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 mikes4x4andtruckrepair
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:04:23 AM new
Hey, I have been to Intercourse, PA before. Can't say I ran into Bald Clueless Geezer though.




Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:09:06 AM new
I think he retired there from...Hell!






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 roadsmith
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:12:35 AM new
LOL. Just got a phone call from an eBay- clueless friend for whom I've been buying some pottery pieces. Wondered if she could drive up tomorrow afternoon for "a couple of hours" so I could show her how I list on eBay. She will be amazed at how slowly it goes. Last thing I need to do is spend two days giving a free eBay seminar. . . .

 
 mikes4x4andtruckrepair
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:22:26 AM new
Do what I did, start charging a class fee. I even had 2 takers (to my suprise), each of which got a full 10 hour day of ebay how to using Vendio. They both signed up shortly thereafter with Vendio.


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:33:41 AM new
Or you can direct them to their local bookstore to seek out a book called Ebay For Dummies.


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 sthoemke
 
posted on June 18, 2006 03:33:21 PM new
tOMWiiiiiii,

You forgot to post a picture of your dog!!!!!


 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 04:02:29 PM new
Ralphie had his portrait taken at SEARS -- part of a KIDDIE package deal...

As soon as I get them, I'll post some for all his friends (especially...STONEY?)






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 mikes4x4andtruckrepair
 
posted on June 18, 2006 04:26:39 PM new
What, your not going to send him a framed 6x9 glossy to set on top of his monitor.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on June 18, 2006 04:38:24 PM new
He could very easilly take that 6x9 photo out of the frame and tape it to his dartboard.


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 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 04:49:36 PM new
I beg yer pard-on????

Anyway, as a PUBLIC SERVICE, Ralphie visits all the neighborhood CATS, passing out KITTY-LITTER BOX LINERS, with a pic of THE EVIL ONE...
OLD SCRATCH...
MR APPLEBY...
BEEZLE-BUB...
OLE 666 FACE...
MR SPLIT-HOOF

AND~otherwise known far & wide as the "PRINCE-OF-DARKNESS"

I think we all can agree that the WORLD owes Ralphie a big THANK YOU for his unselfish devotion to DUTY...









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 irked
 
posted on June 18, 2006 05:26:26 PM new
LOL, can't wait to see Sir Ralphie duded up in his professional portrait. Be sure and post it for all his Fans like me.
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I married my wife for her looks...but not the
ones she's been giving me lately!


 
 classicrock000
 
posted on June 18, 2006 06:20:35 PM new
'Ralphie had his portrait taken at SEARS -- part of a KIDDIE package deal."




Ralphie was also dressed in a Searsucker suit......a sucker like Ralphie buys a suit at Sears...









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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
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 mikes4x4andtruckrepair
 
posted on June 18, 2006 07:34:59 PM new
Hey tom. I hope they gave Ralphie a discount on those pictures because he looks so darn good. I'll betya he is the best lookin kid they ever had in there.


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 07:55:12 PM new
Oi! Vat a PITA it twas!

First ya have to choose a background scene -- I couldn't decide between "School Daze" and "Scenic Beantown"...

Finally picked: "A day at Fenway!"

Then HE wanted the STRIPED TIE, but I leaned towards the PAISLEY...

Then, we only had TWO BUSTER BROWNS -- I forgot we needed...FOUR?








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 stonecold613
 
posted on June 18, 2006 08:52:00 PM new
The long lost photo from Sears of Ralphie.


















Oh wait. Sorry. This is still better looking than Ralphie.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 18, 2006 10:23:22 PM new
I see Stoney finally found a HUMP!






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 mikes4x4andtruckrepair
 
posted on June 18, 2006 11:19:27 PM new
Yeah, I thought he was MIA to. Was begining to think Ralphie put out a hit on old Stone.


1 out of 4 people are mentally unbalanced. Take a look at your 3 closest friends. If they seem alright, you're the one! - Kyle Stubbins, CMS
 
 
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