posted on December 13, 2001 07:54:24 AM new
I posted this on the other boards but since some of you don't go there I thought it only fair that I post it here, too.
Does anyone have anything they would like me to clear up with Santa? I can pass the messages along to him ......
posted on December 13, 2001 08:06:42 AM new
I'm afraid that my message would light a fire under his reindeer's tails and melt his sleigh so I'll just keep quiet. LOL
posted on December 13, 2001 07:59:34 PM new
Please tell Santa that ~ although the evidence might point the other way ~I really have tried to be good this year.
Maybe a little something besides coal would be nice for a change. It's bad if your enemy is quick. It's worse if he is patient.
posted on December 14, 2001 09:23:49 PM new
Yeah... tell him I've never understood how he can happily pass out Norelco shavers while sporting those unkempt white whiskers of his.
posted on December 15, 2001 04:35:13 AM new
Yes. Give him this message -
Remember that time (mumble mumble) odd years ago, when I was about 17 and you invited me to come sit in Santa's lap that afternoon in Kmart when there wasn't anyone around, and I sort of smirked and giggled, and walked by?
I've changed my mind, I'm ready now. I'll be at Kmart Monday, at opening time. Heck, I'll be in the parking lot before they open. Don't keep me waiting too long, time isn't kind to me.
posted on December 15, 2001 06:33:08 PM new
Yea, Tell him to put the Windows XP back on the sleigh.... I'll keep what I got. I don't need any more problems.
