posted on September 11, 2003 08:43:01 PM new
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.
There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework. "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what must be awaiting me further up?"
So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
posted on September 12, 2003 05:33:16 AM new
best post I ever read on this forum.
now,can i go back down one floor and shop on the 4th floor??
women love to window shop first,then buy later
-sig file -------The thrill is gone!!
I saw a no nonsense "woman shopper" this morning who never hesitated about a purchase or price and made immediate decisions without having to return later. She arrived at the estate sale with a chauffeur and an assistant and as she toured the house she only said three words, "I'll take that." and with those three words she spent thousands while her assistant made financial and moving arrangements. What an impressive shopper!
posted on September 12, 2003 01:19:35 PM new
Helen are you sure that wasn't you?
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
