posted on September 17, 2003 04:44:37 PM
COWBOY STORY
A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on His cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced
a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy".
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW"! were heard.
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns
to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical
Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been
makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you; so
how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and
concerned.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The
cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,.............."Had
him circumcised".
posted on September 18, 2003 08:46:11 AM
And now we all know where Liberals get their brains for transplant...
The last hope of human liberty in this world rests on us. ~ Thomas Jefferson
posted on September 18, 2003 01:29:08 PM
is it taken from the movie -deliverance??sqeal pig ssqueal??
i am getting fed up with censored cuts,where can i find movies without cuts??
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posted on September 18, 2003 05:03:35 PM
Ol Lecher graduated, he had it LICKED from the start.
The last hope of human liberty in this world rests on us. ~ Thomas Jefferson
posted on September 18, 2003 05:24:46 PM
A boy was born yesterday in NewZealand, without any eyelids!!
The surgeons informed the parents that the child could be circumcised and the foreskin could be grafted for eyelids.
The parents expressed concern that the child would be cock-eyed,
but the surgeons reassured them that the child would have a great foresight.
posted on September 18, 2003 06:39:36 PM
years ago an indian man complained of tummy ache and went to see the doc.
xray shows he is growing a uterus and a team of doctors operate on him.
do you know the rockefeller foundation has a 1 million dollar reward for the first male who can conceive
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