artdoggy
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:14:07 PM new
I dont' do well on late night chats, therfore I have retired, it interferes with my beauty sleep and it gives me nightmares about soaking teeth. I am still healing from the shark attack. I just about had enough of the insults and you all are just jealous of my GREAT NAMELESS LOVE. If he would show up here and PROFESS his undying love for me I would be relieved of Diva Torment. I want men to write me poetry about my panties. I cannot stay at the moment because my driver has arrived to take me to Alabama Point for a swim. I am getting such a gorgeous tan, and I look so great in my LEOPARD SKIN BIKINI! hahah I can wear one of those you know! Except the top has to be handsewn becuase my breasts are so big and firm.
[ edited by artdoggy on Sep 3, 2000 01:16 PM ]
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jt-2007
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:18:14 PM new
*shakes head*
I am logging off now.
clicks disconnect
T
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Muriel
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:33:35 PM new
I just want to know what tea you're drinking, doggy. 
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Meya
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:37:58 PM new
Absinthe perhaps? Doggy, have you been to Spain lately?
How much is that Doggy in the window
The one with the Licorice breath...
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pareau
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:54:50 PM new
Ouzo, Meya.
Be careful of the sun, artdoggy. Even with all that fur, you can still suffer irreversible skin damage. You may WANT the Marlboro Man, but you don't want to LOOK like him, do you? I hope you're carrying your parasol.
- Pareau
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zeldas
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posted on September 3, 2000 01:59:51 PM new
Hi artdoggy I don't post much, but you have made my george a happy man.
Here is the only little poem I could find for you!
I like coffee
I like tea
I like the boys
And the boys like me
zelda
[ edited by zeldas on Sep 3, 2000 02:01 PM ]
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krs
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posted on September 3, 2000 02:25:33 PM new
My, what an honor, Zelda!
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mauimoods
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:08:45 PM new
Hiya Z!
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jt-2007
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:25:50 PM new
What is the name of that three spired church on the corner by the French Market?
T
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jt-2007
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:35:21 PM new
This is not a "test" btw. I need help listing an ashtray with the church on it.
An ashtray with a church on it...only in New Orleans....
T
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artdoggy
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:38:42 PM new
Well I am back from the point. The police have finished the clean-up of the bikers legs, such a shame to be attacked by sharks at such a tender moment. I have so enjoyed the poetry I have read from all of you, even the really poorly written stuff.
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zeldas
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:39:01 PM new
hi Maui & krs
I wouldn't miss showtime
MY George found this poem for artdoggy
"and my panties melted
into a pool at my feet, where, centuries later,
archaeologists would uncover the intimate remains
of a woman who once tore up Sixth Avenue
tossing away her constricting underthings."
by Susan Musgrave
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Meya
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:43:10 PM new
Somebody call Geraldo!
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kitsch1
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posted on September 3, 2000 03:44:19 PM new
Hey, you said you wanted poetry, you didn't say it had to be good.
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krs
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posted on September 3, 2000 04:03:59 PM new
George must have been overcome, Zelda, is he subject to vapors?
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zeldas
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posted on September 3, 2000 04:39:16 PM new
George reads all the time. I did not write the poem. It actually won an award, here is the publisher's description of the book
"DESCRIPTION: Approximately 80 pages, perfect bound poetry anthology boasting 41 poems including our winning entries,
from the PantyLines Poetry Contest."
Hi kitsch sorry if you did not like it, but artdoggy did ask for panty poetry and that was the best I could come up with......
Back to lurk mode......
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kitsch1
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posted on September 3, 2000 04:41:00 PM new
Zelda, I was talking about my poem on the poetry thread. Sorry for misunderstanding. I would never tear down another persons poetry.
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jeanyu
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posted on September 3, 2000 04:51:49 PM new
artdoggy--smiling all through this thread and then the light bulb went off ---Prozac--for you and a few others 
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zeldas
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posted on September 3, 2000 04:55:37 PM new
thanks kitsch.......
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pareau
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:24:06 PM new
jeanyu, a lot of people don't know that there's increasing anecdotal evidence for impairment of cognitive function with SSRIs, especially at higher doses. Whether it's reversible or not, I haven't read.
I vote for a long, brisk daily walk with someone who loves her, and no tequila in the water dish. I'd go that route too, but I hate leashes.
- Pareau
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enchanted
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:33:33 PM new
Zelda has visited, with poetry no less. We are honored and LOL welcome you.
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jeanyu
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:42:05 PM new
Hey pareau--SSRI's---come again? You seem more aware of the terminology than I.
Me ---just saying that visions of grandious are enjoyed for what they are. Artdoggy is one special person and may be due for some meds---as are a few others on this thread.
edited to add pareau--your name makes me edit more than not---could you please consider say "Sally" or then again "Josh" for your handle
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jt-2007
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:54:25 PM new
Is there anyone here from New Orleans?????
I need that church name for my ashtray aucion. Pretty please with sugar on top.
T
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pareau
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:57:05 PM new
jeanlu,
Prozac is a specific medication known as an SSRI. It's used for a range of problems, but your "diagnosis" of artdoggy (grandiosity) may not be one of them. Throwing drugs at people is easy, but I think what most people need is a steady diet of love, understanding, and respect, plus a healthy lifestyle. Legal doping is easier, but it's a brainchem tweak whose workings and effects aren't fully understood. IMO, it should be a last resort, not the first.
- Pareau
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jeanyu
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:57:21 PM new
Pics were a little fuzzy--you using a Kodak too?
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pareau
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posted on September 3, 2000 05:59:43 PM new
I don't think people should stub out cigarettes on churches. It's disrespectful.
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MichelleG
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posted on September 3, 2000 06:07:46 PM new
Hi jt
Sorry - can't help with the name of your church. Why don't you ask the question up in the EO? Someone up there might be able to help (and you know lots of folk up there don't come down here at all...)
MichelleG
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mauimoods
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posted on September 3, 2000 06:09:16 PM new
Michelle...are we in the wrong neighborhood?
Z...Im glad youre not lurking
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jeanyu
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posted on September 3, 2000 06:09:27 PM new
Jeanlu--the most simplest name on AW and you choose to get it wrong? Hey--whatever--I am now jeanlu Pareau--thanks for that detailed info on Prozac and it's id. Still say---Whatever For a non professional--just see the wacky posts--not real solid base for diagonosis. But thats me---headlong into any controversy--don't know a rats ass what I'm talking about--just what seems to be realistic and seems to make sense--but then again I don't do SSRI's. My most horrendous pleasure--a bit of white wine--You?
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MichelleG
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posted on September 3, 2000 06:15:28 PM new
Hi Maui
Nothing wrong with this neighborhood  . Gets a little rowdy sometimes but that's what makes it interesting.
Michelle
*edited because I can't spell today & to remove the overload of smilies
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