posted on June 13, 2006 10:24:55 AM new
Married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 28 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 28 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...............
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on June 13, 2006 07:10:10 PM new
You got that right, I would also be on a sofa bed if not on the porch or dumpster, or trunk of an abandon car, if I said that to the wifeypooh.
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I married my wife for her looks...but not the
ones she's been giving me lately!
posted on June 14, 2006 08:06:35 PM new
Stone do you have a megaphone too with that car?
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I married my wife for her looks...but not the
ones she's been giving me lately!
posted on June 15, 2006 09:02:20 AM new
I literally used to have a megaphone installed under the front bumper of a pickup truck that I used to own. I had a handheld microphone in the cab and it was great for heavy traffic situations when some jerk was busy talking on his cellphone or picking his nose, i'd get on that thing and yell at them, HEY GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA YOUR NOSE AND GET OUTTA THE WAY. I used to love pulling up to an area where there were alot of pedestrians milling about and i'd get on that thing and shout ALRIGHT NOW PUT DOWN THE CANDY BAR AND STEP AWAY FROM THE LITTLE GIRL and people wouldn't know where it was coming from but upon hearing this they would all look around for the cop and the pervert.
[ edited by stonecold613 on Jun 15, 2006 07:20 AM ]