posted on February 15, 2001 07:33:08 AM new
A friend of mine was forced to move back to Israel for personal/medical reasons. We keep in touch sporadically, it's usually about the kids, work, etc. She has always been pretty straight laced (she wasn't brought up in the states!) ~ most of you can relate to a friend or acquaintance like that, right? Imagine getting this e-mail like I did yesterday!
When I was 14,I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 16 I got a boyfriend,but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate guy,but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,he was a drama queen,cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a boy with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting boy,but I couldn't keep up with him ~ he rushed from one party to another,never settling on anything. He did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic,but directionless. I decided to find a boy with some ambition. When I turned 31,I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious that he dumped me and took everything I owned. I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big xxxx(edited for the moderators!)--
I got more than half way through it before I realized it was a joke! I almost wet myself I laughed so hard!
Hope you enjoyed reading my mail as much as I did....
posted on February 15, 2001 08:27:46 AM new
chepistar...yes I did enjoy that. There is nothing better in this world today than a great sense of humor! (Now you have to think of one to throw back lol)
posted on February 15, 2001 09:25:00 AM new
chepistar...LOL...what a great e-mail. I would respond that you've already found a guy with a very big *****, but you're not sharing!
posted on February 15, 2001 09:31:17 AM newnjrazd
LMAO! You're the Best ~ I just sent it back! and no,nanastuff, I will not tell you if it's true or not!
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