posted on May 4, 2001 08:13:26 PM new
Will Wonders Never Cease?
Carl Rennie Davis of Stourbridge, England, has invented a pissing contest for urinals in bar men’s rooms. According to New Scientist magazine, a vertical row of lamps is controlled by a paddle wheel that is fitted with optical speed sensors and hidden in the waste pipe. The longer someone pees past the wheel, the more lamps light up. The electronics for a row of urinals can be linked so rivals can compete. Extra display boards can be mounted in the bar so patrons can cheer on the challengers. PIMP!!!!!!!
posted on May 4, 2001 08:27:21 PM new
The ladies must be very proud
Can you imagine what the loser of this contest feels like?
Does the winner get to take home the trophy girl?
so silly!!
posted on May 5, 2001 04:22:25 AM new
One time on the Ohio turnpike I was waiting on a crowded day and two young boys were taking a looog time at the urinals. Finally I heard want say - "Fire two." and the flush valve wooshed.
posted on May 5, 2001 08:38:42 AM new
We once had a timed contest for who could piss the longest after drinking beers. The longest I could go was about 1 1/2 minutes non-stop. That's a looooong time! And no, I did not have prostate problems, (to young).
posted on May 5, 2001 09:24:58 AM new
I expect you heard about my brother-in-law who would not let any women go with them on hunting trips. One hunter said "women must understand, that to go on a hunting trip, you must be able to pee from the tent into the fire pit, about 15 feet." They dropped that idea when two of the wives passed the test.
posted on May 5, 2001 10:52:24 AM new
wow, MINT! I'm impressed! How many beers was that?
RGREM:
Sounds likes those wives must have really wanted to go (camping, that is!)
As I recall, I drank more than a six pack of regular sized "Bud" cans. I remember opening a fresh six pack, and drinking all of it. How many before, or after, I don't remember? Long time ago. I held it so long I was hurting, just to win that contest. Today, I would probably need a "Depends", and bladder surgery for the damage I caused myself.
PIMP!!!!!!! 
